Somebody talk me into having a shower

I haven't been to the gym, so I don't really NEED it.

Plus my whore hair doesn't mind skipping a few days.

you're kidding, right?

you stink

1.  ew!

2.........but you'll feel soo much fresher!

Original Post by pvstks:

you're kidding, right?

 no. *straight face* I never kid.

Nah, just be dirty.

Showers are so nice and warm :]

Do you ever come up with your own topic titles, or do you just steal others'?

Dude, I can smell you from several states away. Do us all a favor, and get clean.

Original Post by amethystgirl:

Do you ever come up with your own topic titles, or do you just steal others'?

 Actually, I found this to be an enjoyable parody.

And, let's face it, she really does stink.

Take a shower, hippie. :D

Just think, if you wash off all that dirt, you could lose 10 lbs.

Oh, I found it humorous. But I'm still going to call her a thief.

hee hee.

AG start a thread. I need some new material!

Original Post by moonikins:

Just think, if you wash off all that dirt, you could lose 10 lbs.

 but.. i already lost 10 lbs in a colon cleanse.

You know that nice fresh feeling you ONLY get after coming out of a nice warm shower? Yeah. That's the best reason to shower!

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

AG start a thread. I need some new material!

I don't bother - I just wait for other people to start their own, and then commence with the mocking.

Honestly? I hate showering.

Its always a battle between not stinking and postponing the shower as long as possible.

I usually give in daily. Usually.

Bubble baths are the only way to go!

If you won't do it for yourself, CDC, do it for the children....

See if you can eat Funyons while showering.

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

Original Post by moonikins:

Just think, if you wash off all that dirt, you could lose 10 lbs.

 but.. i already lost 10 lbs in a colon cleanse.

 So, you'll be down 20 lbs.