somebody threw out my blueberries.

they were canned. I put them in a "tupperware" container. fridge is cleaned 1x month. It wasn't last friday. they were opened wed/thurs so would have been fine. someone else's are in there (not my container).

I was going to have some fruit and yogurt. what do you do when someone trashes your *&^*&^)*(&^ snack?

and I checked the drawers - NO ICE PICKS.

those bastards!

Evil pieces o' crap.  They've made the antioxident gods angry. 

I have worked in offices where this has been a problem, so here is my advice. You need to bring your own ice pick from home. Write your name on it in big letters. Keep it in your cubicle or desk (instead of common areas), and don't loan it out if you ever want to see it again. Next time you need to stab someone, you will be happy you have your own ice pick ready and accounted for.

I curse the thief and challenge the miscreant to a duel on your behalf CDC.

Grab the most suspicious person by the lip and threaten to pull it off if you don't get some answers!

You can get fresh blueberries this time of year! Mmmm they are so good.

ROFL

I substituted chok-lit syrup. Poor substitute. Who would have thought that blueberries>chocolate????

Original Post by loriklorik:

You can get fresh blueberries this time of year! Mmmm they are so good.

 they frown on blueberry-pickin' during work hours. (and they're so much yummier from the can).

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

 (and they're so much yummier from the can).

 ................. what has gone wrong with the worldddd?

i freaking hate when that happens! at my old job they used to clean the fridge out and my food i left in there would be gone so i would have to stick a paper on there "do not throw out".... at my current job its not corporate so we just have a small fridge BUT.. there is this annoying coworker that always steals my diet coke cans from the fridge so i started labeling them w/ my initials lol

Considering you are banned from touching an icepic, I suggest using an icicle.

CDC likes everything from a can. First chicken, now blueberries... UHG.

Original Post by loriklorik:

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

 (and they're so much yummier from the can).

 ................. what has gone wrong with the worldddd?

 I know. *presents cheek* smack me. I really only eat blueberries and raspberries, and I only eat rasp. fresh. - but they go bad in a day or two!!! The blueberries last and last (mm preservatives) and they're not quite sweet enough fresh to de-tart my yogurt.

Original Post by igloogal:

Considering you are banned from touching an icepic, I suggest using an icicle.

CDC likes everything from a can. First chicken, now blueberries... UHG.

yeah well SO'S YOUR FACE!

I didn't even know they sold blueberries in a can.  Except for pie filling.  Which, I mean, canned pie filling is a disgrace to pie anyway.

Original Post by igloogal:

 

CDC likes everything from a can. First chicken, now blueberries... UHG.

 rolls this into thread

Original Post by pavlovcat:

I didn't even know they sold blueberries in a can.  Except for pie filling.  Which, I mean, canned pie filling is a disgrace to pie anyway.

 I am disgraceful. (and the sun is hot, the pope is catholic, etc, etc)

'Cept Cerry Pie with Cherry Pie filling.... YUM

I prefer my wieners to be free-range and never restricted by metal.

Up until now, I was committed to Hebrew National weiners, but now I have some buffalo weiners I'm looking forward to trying.

...although I also care for Italian sausage a great deal...