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spirochete to cyclists: I HATE YOU. I hate you so much and I hate your next 15 generations


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I hope your bikes melt down and your little helmets crack and and you lose a bike seat up your butt.

Do you ride on the bike path RIGHT NEXT TO THE STREET? HELL NO! You ride right in the street and hold up traffic.

Do you ride single file as traffic goes by? HELL NO! You ride in pairs while blocking traffic and we're all at your mercy driving at bicycle speed for miles on end.

Do you ride in a responsible manner? HELL NO! You cry that you have just as much right to the street as I do in my car yet you run EVERY SINGLE stop sign, turn without signaling and whatever illegal maneuvers you can think up while wearing a Doritos branded spandex team shirt.

I seriously hate cyclists so much.

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Funny ... I get an ad for Proactiv ... does cycling cause acne?  :-)

I've got one for spirochete ... and spiro is from the Chicago area, I think?  6a.m. this morning, corner of Half Day Rd (22) and 83.  Two lanes of traffic turning east (left) from southbound 83.  A cyclist turns with all the cars, in the car lane, and proceeds to ride in THE MIDDLE OF THE CAR LANE down Route 22 (speed limit is 45mph).

I was waiting on Route 22 to continue eastbound, and was the first person in line at the light, so I watched the whole tragedy unfold.  It was bad.  Thankfully, no one ran the cyclist or other cars off the road.
Original Post by peaches0405:

It's a big conspiracy, Nomo. Cyclists are planning on taking over the world!

*evil laugh*

Jewish cyclists are taking over the world? Then what?

Hahahhaa. Where I live (totally not the US) cyclists are rather at the mercy of motorists because yeah motorists dont really like giving way, unless they are about to hit you then they'll stop out of necessity.

But no motorists don't really slow down for cyclists, and cyclists here do cycle in single file on the road so thats alright (especially because there are virtually no bike paths here unless you're at a park and the pavement along roads = NARROW like nobody's business)

I will say this. I do in fact stop at all stop signs and traffic lights. As far as stop signs go..I will stop unless Im the only one there..and if Myself and 1 car are present..then I will slowly sail through the stop sign. I only do this is neighborhood areas only..most other areas I make a full stop..unless im the only one present..and then I will proceed without stopping. Im sure if you were the cyclist you would stop for stop sings only if its necccessary.

LOL!

How necessary was it to drag up a thread from June?

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