Story in six words

Hopefully this game isn't a repeat, I tried looking for it in the search engine, but I came up with nothing.

Can you tell a complete story in just six words?  Hemingway wrote a very haunting story in just six words, it's rumored that he thought it was his best prose ever.

"For sale: baby shoes, never used"

does anyone have a better six word story (I'm kind of having a hard time coming up with one...but it's late and my brain isn't working haha)?

Where can I hide this skull?

Wedding ring found: finger still attached.

Let me call you sweet heart

It's a Boy! A healthy boy.

one more drink won't matter much

The dream is always the same.

Ocifer, I only had ti martwonis.

She said hello. He said goodbye.

He's MIA, I'm here, still waiting.

I am going on the wagon.

some of my favorite quotes from teachers, hope they are good.

Remember, hate means you still care.

Heavy heart causes pain and sadness. 

breathing is overrated, but much appreciated.

living fully, no regrets, just hopeful

Mom, dad, are we there yet.

First cast, she took the bait.

I read a magazine article about that once ... and it also featured various other authors' attempts. The best one that I can remember is "'I can't be, I'm a virgin'". I can't remember who wrote it, though!

I agree that it's really difficult to think up one of your own ...

Aha, I think I got it.

Watson, would you come here please.

What do you want Mr. Bell

We flew well but landed poorly.

going to be a bumpy ride

Ship going down.  Hungry sharks waiting.