Story in six words

Hopefully this game isn't a repeat, I tried looking for it in the search engine, but I came up with nothing.

Can you tell a complete story in just six words?  Hemingway wrote a very haunting story in just six words, it's rumored that he thought it was his best prose ever.

"For sale: baby shoes, never used"

does anyone have a better six word story (I'm kind of having a hard time coming up with one...but it's late and my brain isn't working haha)?

"Oh, don't! ... Stop! ... Oh, don't stop!"

Please, just put the gun away.

I'm sorry, his brain is dead

Bottom of the ninth, two out.

News Flash!  The war is over.

hip hip hooray, hip hip hooray

Make the call; she needs us.

Grab that rock, he's still moving.

Adjust the settings; the chair's powerless (or motionless)

Here lies my hun, minus gun.

Keep on rowing; we're gonna sink

Fasten your seat belts; clouds ahead.

Forget the past; Plan your future.

Tradition is good; Innovation is great.

Put your hands up, diamond down.

Remove it now, or I will.  (Remove it, or else I will)

Don't make me be the one.

I could, although I probably won't.

Why wait?  Three's a crowd anyway.

Take your time, we won't stay. (or wait)

Hurry up, my husband just called.

Oh no, daughter's got the keys.

Weight loss sucks, but death's worse.  (or famine)

Keep going, and we'll stop you.

Let's turn around, serious danger ahead.

In the forest, but no trees (Seeing the forest, not the trees)

Haven't decided what to wear yet.

Should I?  Or is lying better?

Why bother?  He's not moving anyway.

Keep on going, that's the spirit.

I enjoy writing; it's my pastime

The last one is only half-true.

Six words is the perfect amount.

Oh I could go on forever

But I won't; nobody's still reading.

If they are, impressive; message me.

Otherwise, I'll go to dinner now.

Could wait, but I like living.

Should stop, but can't help it.

Hate to tell you this, but...

I'm actually quite impressed right now. ( - or - with myself).

Not trying too hard; just playing

Last out, go home Red Sox.

Last out, go back to Boston.

That's terrible; losing at your field.

Gave up the play-offs to Cleveland.

Should have pitched Beckett in Game 4.

Can't help it, must continue writing...  ( - - or - - laughing)

Why should I?  Nobody even noticed  (Nobody noticed it)  (Nobody noticed yet)

How could she?  No more air.

Why bother? Boyfriend does't want it.

My dog is resting six below

This was fun, thank you everyone.

Should have known when to stop...

I am going to Disney world

No visable injuries except missing head.

You got to be kidding me.

Ding dong, "Trick or Treat!", candy.

Sorry, there is no candy left

Shorter days, colder nights, soon frost.

I told you: No more bloodletting.

Do you want your steak rare?

You told me you were eighteen.

I am, I turned eighteen today

It's either this or cheese doodles.

His execution day grew ever nearer.

Find an excuse to win, sir.