Story in six words

Hopefully this game isn't a repeat, I tried looking for it in the search engine, but I came up with nothing.

Can you tell a complete story in just six words?  Hemingway wrote a very haunting story in just six words, it's rumored that he thought it was his best prose ever.

"For sale: baby shoes, never used"

does anyone have a better six word story (I'm kind of having a hard time coming up with one...but it's late and my brain isn't working haha)?

Called 411 to get 911's number.

Is that how you get dates?

paying hookers doesn't count as dating

Too old.  Can't fight.  Good bye.

He pays hookers with monopoly money.

Real money buys you real sex.

And a date with venereal disease.

she tripped, I laughed, She cried

 

smoked filled room; Everyone is dying

What a bother paying taxes is!

Abolish the IRS, so says I!

:) funny

Bueller ... Bueller ... Bueller ... Campbell ... Campbell .... Campbell

Look at the shlong on him!!!!!!!!

Did his shlong kill the game?

What's up Pussycat? Whoa oho oh.

apparently, it was the said shlong

Good shlongs, gone bad, so sad.

Use it or lose it, right?

Lost: one seldom used shlong, reward.

Found:  One small, seldom used schlong.