Story in six words

Hopefully this game isn't a repeat, I tried looking for it in the search engine, but I came up with nothing.

Can you tell a complete story in just six words?  Hemingway wrote a very haunting story in just six words, it's rumored that he thought it was his best prose ever.

"For sale: baby shoes, never used"

does anyone have a better six word story (I'm kind of having a hard time coming up with one...but it's late and my brain isn't working haha)?

Michael Phelps Is So Freakin AWESOME

Moodymommy bought me a Diet Coke.

Moody thinks Jo's HOT... that's why!

Hey you two, get a room!

Rooms to let for fifty cents.

I hate stepping on dog poop.

*hits hk with hot frying pan*

No phone, no pool, no pets.

No ID required, convenient hourly rates.

Michael Phelps.... he makes me drool

Michael Phelps ... swims in Moody's drool!

Michael Phelps + Moody Momma =  baby carriage

lol just kiddin'

Moody had a baby with Michael.

:-P

Moody Momma + Michael Phelps = robbing cradles.

Bagga filmed sex between them both.

lmao @ robbing cradles

hotties are gettin younger and younger

Sorry, Moody you changed my mind.

It's a bummer getting gray pubes.....

It's not receding pubic hair line.

I say.... WAX them there pubes!!