Story in six words

Hopefully this game isn't a repeat, I tried looking for it in the search engine, but I came up with nothing.

Can you tell a complete story in just six words?  Hemingway wrote a very haunting story in just six words, it's rumored that he thought it was his best prose ever.

"For sale: baby shoes, never used"

does anyone have a better six word story (I'm kind of having a hard time coming up with one...but it's late and my brain isn't working haha)?

Moody laps pus filled penini (doin good. you?)

bagga's taco is gettin' kinda rotten  (eh... ok i guess.  have you seen the grand tour of our house lately?  [in the original post])

Moodys butt boils are oozing a bit (hey you managed to get pics on a clean day, I'm so limber!...um moody where do you keep the basement shots?)

bagga sucks on moody's ozzing butt-boils  (ahhh... basement shots, still looking through the photo albums for some.  any ideas?)

Moody jacks off mangy stray cats (No ideas yet, no time to look)

Bagga's sign:  BJs, only 50 cents!!  (yeah... I'll look later too..)