Story in six words

Hopefully this game isn't a repeat, I tried looking for it in the search engine, but I came up with nothing.

Can you tell a complete story in just six words?  Hemingway wrote a very haunting story in just six words, it's rumored that he thought it was his best prose ever.

"For sale: baby shoes, never used"

does anyone have a better six word story (I'm kind of having a hard time coming up with one...but it's late and my brain isn't working haha)?

damn it, lost by a nose

It's good to be a winner.

and the winner is, Miss Alabama

All You Can Eat-All Day!

This slot machine is due now

Looks only a mother could love.

New England Patriots are still undefeated

Some things just never change, huh?

There's a tear in my beer

Wednesdays are Ladies' Night - Free Beer!

Holy cow, all you can drink.

No pain, no gain - No Way!!

It ain't over til it's over.

And now for something completely different.

May you live your life completely.

Now, a word from our sponsors.

Then the dirt covered the coffin.

Thank God that tomorrow is Friday.

I hear the fat lady singing.

I sure could use a beer.