Do you talk to your scale?

I noticed today that everytime I step on my bathroom scale, I talk to it!

Anyone else do this? What do you say?

Or maybe I'm just losing my mind along with the pounds!!

Original Post by sarahbluebelle:

I give it a dirty look from time to time, but when I'm on it I'm always too busy holding my breath.

 That's fantastic! LoL!

Original Post by sticksandberries:

Original Post by sarahbluebelle:

I give it a dirty look from time to time, but when I'm on it I'm always too busy holding my breath.

 

lmao, me too!

Wait, how much does breath weigh?  jk

 Lol! That cracked me up!

My scale is a close friend I call her Ethel..  Ethel keeps my secrets (who can she tell) and looks cheered when I've lost weight(wait.. that might be me)  I could never yell at her she might get mad and mix up her 1,2s and 3s then where would I be?  o.o

I don't talk to her much anymore but there was a time...oh was there a time!  I called her every name in the book and some that, up to that point, hadn't been invented.  It was like I was speaking in tongues.  I would use combinations that made no sense at all but in my mind she knew what I was saying!  I would be embarrassed and I'm quite sure if I wrote them here, I'd be banned for ten lives.  I'm pretty sure that my neighbors got a few chuckles out of it because I was a bit boisterous with the profanities I was belting out...kinda like a fine opera.  I doubt if they knew I was talking to her...and since I live alone, I'm pretty sure they think I'm nuts.  Hmmm, maybe that's why they call the kids in the house when I walk outside.  Oh well, they're douche nozzles anyhow! 

Her and I now have an "understanding".  Since I've lost most of the weight and taken some of the strain off of her, she stays at a pretty even keel.  I've been at this way too long to yell at her if she "says" I've gained a pound.  Her buddy, Porcelain John, lives right next door so a quick visit there usually solves that problem :):)

"Aww c'mon!"