*Talking to myself* Nite Owl Chit Chat Shak!

You do understand that the only buttery nipples I have seen involved a young maiden and a handfull of becel!

ZA GERMANS are paying me too much to type with you about nipples.   I love/hate ZA GERMANS!

Goodness!  I never thought about becel ... just butterscotch schnapps with irish cream ... candy in a shot glass.

Is there a story there I should know about and share later in mixed company?

it was mostly a story.

I am now all alone in a large factory. 

so is that 1/2 and 1/2 bs and ic?

Yep.  Float the irish cream.  Good stuff.

I'm watching hockey.  I feel very canuck tonight.

I am a non conformist.

I am canehdian, but I do not follow hockey.

you just like seeing the man sweat, and the fighting must do something for you too.....

Or do you actually enjoy it?

No, it's the man sweat.  I'd rather watch UFC and get the whole man-humping action ... but I'll settle for hockey until Friday night comes around again.

Does your husband watch too?(for the same reasons?!?!?!)

Yes, but I think the man sweat has a different effect on him.

My wife called to let me know that she accidentally  let the orange cat outside.

This is usually ok except we just moved to the new house and he is not familiar with the place....

hope he comes back!

EDIT----------> she just called to say he's back in....  wheeew.

*wipes froth from brow*

he will ... he just has to scope the territory and sniff everything.  I gave up worrying about letting my cat out in a new home, because I've had about six of them in the last six years.  She keeps finding her way back.

*good news*

Is it your cat's job thaat requires all the moves?

or did you run up a bunch of tabs and had to change your name and leave town?

Too many suspicious serial killings with a note from Misstrata so time to move on?

The CIA tells me I can't answer that.  My cat's life and mission could be endangered.

I used to have a shirt that said "YOU DON"T KNOW ME"

and underneath it said 'Canadian Federal Witness Protection Program'  with an offical crest!

I feel like I have a question that is not answered that I don't know how to ask.....

I feel like i have a form of anxiety, but i don't feel bad.

do you have any answers to questions unasked?

I don't have any answers.  Too much education for that. 

DH is getting sleepy ... gotta go tuck him in.  ;-)

nighty night, frothbeast!

No-nighty night!

*smells armpits*

*looks around at empty chatroom*

Hey Everyone!