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Original Post by vicereine:

Original Post by anndjoe:

Original Post by dcyounts:

You think this headboard... err... i mean tree trunk is sturdy enough?

splinters.......ouch!

piece of bark going in the wrong places :P

Original Post by dcyounts:

Original Post by schnooder:

i wish someone would grab my butt

I would...

...but I'm still trying to figure out why you wouldn't eat that old man's mustard off his flag...

...but you ate rabbit poop off the side of the road.

I believe the difference was she was high when eating the rabbit poop :P

That must have been one nasty case of the munchies.

I am sorry but who or what is a dcyounts?  Perhaps you could have reached down in a sexy manor and twisted his testicles , threatening to use it to penetrate him the next time and walked on. That has always been my method LOL It works!

dcyounts is Pretty Fly For A White Guy
dcyounts is the Lounge Bad Boy
dcyounts ain't really all dat, he just think he is
dcyounts spends his life livin' in a Gangsta's Paradise
dcyounts had just left Candy Mountain

Original Post by hkellick:

dcyounts is Pretty Fly For A White Guy
dcyounts is the Lounge Bad Boy
dcyounts ain't really all dat, he just think he is
dcyounts spends his life livin' in a Gangsta's Paradise
dcyounts had just left Candy Mountain

To succeed, you must beleive...

CHARRLIEEEEE  CHARRRRRRRRRRLIEE  We're going to Candy MOUUUntain.

Original Post by lilithinwaiting:

I am sorry but who or what is a dcyounts?  Perhaps you could have reached down in a sexy manor and twisted his testicles , threatening to use it to penetrate him the next time and walked on. That has always been my method LOL It works!

 Honestly, who does that?  I mean, we were in a sexy manor, why would I try to discourage him in such a violent manner?  Sure, it might work, but castration is not conducive to gettin' busy in a sexy manor.

Original Post by purespark:

Original Post by lilithinwaiting:

I am sorry but who or what is a dcyounts?  Perhaps you could have reached down in a sexy manor and twisted his testicles , threatening to use it to penetrate him the next time and walked on. That has always been my method LOL It works!

 Honestly, who does that?  I mean, we were in a sexy manor, why would I try to discourage him in such a violent manner?  Sure, it might work, but castration is not conducive to gettin' busy in a sexy manor.

Quit it... you're turning me on.

My favorite part of that post is actually how testicles is singular.

Original Post by purespark:

My favorite part of that post is actually how testicles is singular.

 I thought 1 was testes??? 

quess I will need to do more research...if I gotta, I gotta

Original Post by kae03:

Original Post by purespark:

My favorite part of that post is actually how testicles is singular.

 I thought 1 was testes??? 

quess I will need to do more research...if I gotta, I gotta

One is "testicle."  Two is "testicles" or "testes."

If you wanna get technical, I prefer the unisex term "gonads."

the ever classy "nuts" as well...or "family Jewels" 

Original Post by kae03:

the ever classy "nuts" as well...or "family Jewels" 

 Look up "classy" in the dictionary... my picture is NOT there

Original Post by purespark:

Original Post by kae03:

the ever classy "nuts" as well...or "family Jewels" 

 Look up "classy" in the dictionary... my picture is NOT there

 ummm...neither are the hanging balls of joy

I've also been known to say "nards," which I believe begs the alternative spelling "gnards."

man vegetables anyone?

Original Post by dcyounts:

man vegetables anyone?

 It's like saying "beetlejuice" three times... discuss junk long enough, and dcyounts feels his ears burning

Original Post by dcyounts:

man vegetables anyone?

 I will admit, that one is a new one for me.

Original Post by purespark:

It's like saying "beetlejuice" three times... discuss junk long enough, and dcyounts feels his ears burning

Well, I mean... the thread is named after me in the first place...