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you must have been insprired...

that or we are just a bunch of people who are easily amused and get bored at work....

My hands are quite the inspiration...

Btw Spanky... your boss' car has just been dwarfed: Audi R8 V12 TDI

Halfway to my goal!

Advil...need LOTS and LOTS of Advil.  too early for a headache...didn't even have a drink last night....LONG day ahead

Original Post by yountsmonster:

My hands are quite the inspiration...

Btw Spanky... your boss' car has just been dwarfed: Audi R8 V12 TDI

 You DO have insprired hands...opps I wasn't supposed to let that slip out.  Sorry dave, that was supposed to be our little secret.

quiet on here today?.....

Wow it is quiet?.....good job I have planned phone sex to keep me busy....

hahahahaha

I have a wonderfully short day at work today... I have to leave early and pick up parents from the Lufthansa terminal at the airport.  *plans to meet hot european girls and help them with their luggage*

Hope they tip you well......

Q. is premature ejec, really a bunch of courageous little guys who just can't wait to get in there......all lined up jostling for position......charge!!!!!!!

So Lil Wayne is getting sued by The Rolling Stones for stealing their... something.

Apparantly his line "But dont blame me if I set this stage on fire" is too close to their "But dont play with me, cause youre playing with fire."

Are the Stones out of money or something?

I dunno... but obviously you and I were the best swimmers of the bunch.  Think about it, we beat out 100,000,000 other little guys.

Nah, wouldn't think so (RS)

Ha good point never thought of that.....yay I'm a winner!!! go me

Go strong swimmers...

The farting thread has taken a gross turn... so I'm back here.

there isn't too many places a fart thread can go...

Original Post by kae03:

there isn't too many places a fart thread can go...

 I wouldn't say that... In the past, simple conversations about farting with my friends then led to sharting, then pooping, then pooping techniques, then urinating, then how poorly the urinal is designed because it always splashes back at you, then the annoying dribble that always comes out right when you're tucking back in your pants, then girls unzipping your pants, then girls, then girls annoying habbits (like having a period), then queefing, and finally back to farting.