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that is almost exactly what I was going to post!

I would like to apologize for all women for our periods...we know how inconvenient they are for you...please accept this humble plea.

and gross about the urinal splash, and I find the after drip hyterical!  nothing like a grown man with a pee spot

welcome aboard frostbeast...what took you so long to find us???

Welcome froth... we've been needing some guests since Jules left on vacation and Andy has been busy.

thank you for the warm welcome, but i am always here in spirit, and mostly here lurking. 

I am partial to the regular daily chat.  It's kind of where I was born, where I had my first virtual sex, where I had my first oppressor rebellion against Hk. etc. etc.

first virtual sex????? what kind of board is this?????

I rebel against HK almost daily... that s.o.b. nice guy still owes me a Moderator spot.  (just kidding HK)

virtual s3x?... or cyber s3x?

you have our attention...

Wow, that Audi is pretty sick.

Yeah I was actually thinking about buying it for you so you could show your boss up.

I definitely wouldn't turn down the keys to that outrageous automobile.  It's savage for sure.

What's better... boosting racing cars... or sex?

How about sex while racing cars.

Sex.

That's an easy one!

Really?  I'd rather race a car than have sex.

I've never raced a car, so maybe that's why I'm so decisively in favor of sex.

Yeah... I guess it depends on the type of sex too (and whether a condom is involved).  Sometimes, sex is just laborious to me and when it's over I sit there thinking "that sucked... I would have much rather done something else."  I'm also very... umm... kinky?... so normal run-of-the-mill sex isn't very exciting to me.  Possibly, I just haven't found the right girl.

I'd rather have s3x with the car

What part of the car, frothy?

Hmmm... D... really?  Sex = boring?

I do know what you mean.  I've had some uninspired sex before.  I'd probably rather be driving a car than doing that. 

Racing is fun as hell... it gets my blood boiling.  I've had some very boring sexual partners... only two have been adventurous