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I've had some very boring sexual partners...

I wouldn't call myself kinky, exactly.  But I'm enthusiastic.
I think I would just dry hump the back like I do to all my victims when i am too drunk to do anything else.....
Oh... I was thinking more along the lines of the exhaust pipe (ow) or the backseat.

*drunk frothbeast*  "Hey whats this little hole here.  OUCHHHH cigarette lighter!!!"

A car has lots of potentially injurious orifices!
I was picturing the vomit all over the hatchback, and frothbeast rubbing it in say"oh you like that don't you -hick-"
wow, that just went to a whole new level
didn't expect to read about rainbow showers today!

Yah I'm not quite sure how to respond...

Cant... let... thread... die...

*BUMP*

I keep thinking it will, in fact, die.  But it just keeps kickin!

I know... I'm afraid we might not make it through this weekend though.

Someone better have something very interesting to say Monday morning.

Hehe

I have some interesting things to say this morning about last night, but I'll refrain.

do tell do tell!!!!!  

Dave..if sex is boring you are DEFINATELY doing it wrong!  call my hubby for pointers..."sits with smile on my face remembering..."  "trys to get stupid smile off my face, but can't"  "trying to find way to get home early and meet with hubby"  "thinking how glad that condom days are behind me" 

 

 

Yeah, condoms really are kinda lame.  But they're better than kids and STDs

monogomy and a vasctomy have wonderful bennies!   what until your 30's...your sex drive with quadrulpe!  it's great!

Well... for a guy, we absolutely can't feel a thing when wearing certain condoms.  It's like going through the motions because... although you're aroused, you feel nothing.  It is ESPECIALLY worse if the condom is too small which was the problem I had when I wore a generic lifestyles last week.  I've had very good sex before... amazing sex... but it was only with those two girls.  The rest of the girls just layed on their back and wanted to make out the whole time while I'm doing all the work and thinking "I'd rather be beating off right now."

it should be dual participation for sure!  not that a "wham bang thank you mam" isn't fun from time to time, if that's it...

My hubby didn't like them either except he can last forever since as you say, you don't feel much. 

compromise...have her beat  you off...also fun :-)

sorry...mind got back on that track...my hubby smiles a lot, he doesn't seem to mind Surprised

Hmm.  Well, that sounds boring.

"trying hard not to ask what you consider adventuresome"

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