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I can't gaurantee I'll die of a heart attack but I'll do my best to induce one...

sorry.  My mouth is zipped from now on.

It wasn't her daughter I was waiting on the porch for ; )

being only 6 years older then she is...you arent quite considered an old man yet...even in her view :-)   ummmm...22 and 28...that wouldn't be too bad in a few years....she is thinking of going to school is NC...(family in Waxhaw) ummmmm.....I will add you to the list...she of course is remaining a virgin until marriage (don't laugh, it could happen) so you can't touch her.

we have another one coming up behind her that we all know is even prettier...can you tell we are dealing with boy troubles right now????  I REALLY like my 13 year old BOY!  he's awesome!

Original Post by yountsmonster:

It wasn't her daughter I was waiting on the porch for ; )

 you can come in then :-)  hubby will have the camera

(she what I mean...she is OUR daughter...we should NOT have reproduced...seemed like SUCH a good idea at the time)

Uh ohh.... I live in Waxhaw.

ahhhh...it's common...you'll be fine...she'll be fine...

*plans to adopt 4 boys*

Original Post by yountsmonster:

Uh ohh.... I live in Waxhaw.

we were at the 4th of July Parade...were you there????

we were at the 4th of July Parade...were you there????

Nope I was on Lake Norman.

So your daughter has an old man fettish?

no, she wants them to die and get thier money.

Well then... I think I know the perfect place for her to frequent on Thursday nights... all the wealthy older gents converge on this cigar bar each week.  Every once in a while I'll see Michael Jordan and Nelly there.

Original Post by yountsmonster:

we were at the 4th of July Parade...were you there????

Nope I was on Lake Norman.

So your daughter has an old man fettish?

 it would have been a bit too weird if we were both there.  you REALLY live in Waxhaw??????  Small world

if the whole go to college, get an education and job, fall in love and get married thngs fall through, I will send her to the cigar bar...thanks :-)

and my 10 year old waits hourly for her boobs to pop out.  I am now feeling very old and ready for that retirement home...have I mentioned that I LOVE my son?????

Yep... how often do ya'll come here?  I live in Waxhaw but I claim Charlotte since I have lived in Charlotte for 16 years and now I'm just outside the city limits.

Have you given them the "birds and bees" talk?  I never received it... go figure.

also if you said Waxhaw NO ONE would know where you are talking about.

we go down at least once or twice a year.  where is that cigar bar....my MIL wants to get remarried...know any 60-70 year olds that want a petite Italian wife who only wants to cook, clean and take care of her man????? (she lives there too)

Original Post by yountsmonster:

Have you given them the "birds and bees" talk?  I never received it... go figure.

 I don't remember getting it either...yes, we talk about sex ALL the time...she is really innocent and truely has NO CLUE the effect she has...she thinks they all like her as a buddy..one of the boys.  There was a bet at school last year as to who would kiss her first.  she's a total tease.  NO CLUE where she got that from