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the most amazing feeling in the entire world...you are nursing your baby and he looks up at you with such a look of love and smiles and milk drips out...sounds corny but nothing beats it!

i'm gonna be a good mom someday, just not quite ready for it yet! i'm gonna get to practice though, because my friend is due in january...

sadly her life is an utter disaster. i hope i can be the stable normal one in the kids life.

yeah, wait until you are ready.  sorry about your friends life...that has to be hard!

 

well, a lot of it is totally her lack of responsibility and the fact that she is completely useless as managing her money.

she is currently homeless bouncing from one house to another, and now she's got no job.

and a baby coming????  she won't get hired now either.  So hard to see people need to learn the hard way and now with another life...glad you are there for her Jules!

 

yeah well, i can only be so there for her ya know? like when i see her spending her last 10 dollars on something she doesn't even need when she has no income or gas in her car.

she's one of those people that gets money in their hand and doesn't think anywhere beyond the next 10 minutes. like where the **** do you think the next $10 is gonna come from?!

as hard as it will be...don't help her out to much...if you feel you need to, buy food and diapers, never give cash...or even cash cards...learned this one the hard way.

as hard as it will be...don't help her out to much...if you feel you need to, buy food and diapers, never give cash...or even cash cards...learned this one the hard way.

*fears for Jules and her friend and friend's baby*

*hopes to meet them anyway when she comes to beantown*

yeah i never give her cash, other than paying her to walk murphy (i met her because she is my dog walker)

My sister's ex was like that.

"Oh, I just got paid today, and have a truck and boat payment to make, on which I'm behind three months?

"...Wanna go out to dinner at the most expensive restaurant in town?"

that is so her. i wanna be like, DUDE think ahead!

 i don't know how she ever expects to solve her problem. like two weeks ago she spent her last money on birthday cards for her friend. one from her, and one from her DOG! i mean, seriously?

I have helped put people on budgets, get on pay off plans, driving everywhere...I have "sucker" written on my forehead.

this HONESTLY happened to me...there was this woman who had tons of issues...medical an mental....she wasn't 100%...I took her shopping and gave her rides to appts and the like.  well one SATURDAY morning she called me at 5 AM!  I was not happy...she then told me that she broke her ankle the day before and needed some help gettin medicine.  Ok, I cooled off, that is a good reason for calling so early.  I asked her what pharmacy it would be at...she said that the bottle was in HER LIVING ROOM!   she was in her bedroom.  I asked her if her door was unlocked...she said no, so I then told her to get the bottle on her way to unlock the door and I went back to bed. 

Oh wow... I can understand one birthday card, but she couldn't have signed her dog's name to the same card?  That's a sweet gesture, but... wow. 

hehe Kae, that's pretty epic.

I used to be a pretty big sucker.  People used to ask me for things a LOT.  And now apparently I give off a much more a**holey vibe, because nobody asks me for much anymore.  Except my sister.

yeah sweet gesture when you have the money to feed yourself, your unborn child and your dog!

but if you are with a girl on BC, you won't know it failed until it's too late

Thats why I double up my methods.  I still withdraw even if shes on BC... if I fail to withdraw, then M.A. pill regardless of the B.C.

And if she does get pregnant... then I just say:

"That baby ain't mine, I'm sorry.  "You are not the father" bitch you heard Maury.  I ain't buyin no carseat and I ain't finna take care of no freak... not me not me.  You ain't gettin no trust up outta my check but i will pay for that DNA test.  I ain't buyin no huggies, don't dress him like me that ain't my lil buddy."

Klassy.

naw naw naw that baby look just like the reggae sean paul
and between me and you on the low low all the curly hair that baby look like polo
Im tryna tell ya i ain't that baby pappy he way to crunk you betta try lil scrappy
Now i might be high but the more i look at him, shawty look like T.i.
I can't lie we was doin our thing, but thats a nappy head baby you betta try tpain
Naw mayne i can't claim him im light skined that baby black like akon
When i beat we didnt go meat to meat, you betta call petey pablo didnt he say your name on freak a leak?
**** try gucci man bitch he might be but that baby dont look like me
Dat baby dont look like me

Dave, we will ALL pretend that your evil twin wrote that. 

if you have sex you run the risk of a baby...and you should NEVER force or even encourage a woman to take the MA pill or have an abortion...that isn't for you to decide.  you decide to take the change at fatherhood when you pull lil dave out! 

Ok...off my soapbox now.