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Sorry... I heard this song on the radio and although it's not even that good, I think it's hilarious...

ok...I thought you were joking...just making sure.

I knew the love of my life wouldn't do that

it's a Lil Jon song...

I've had 3 pregnancy scares... one was with a girl I wore a condom with AND pulled out and she claimed to have missed her period.  Turned about to be B.S.

Second one, I knew she was lying because I didn't even go.  Offered to take her to get a prego test done and she refused... after a few days she pretended nothing happened.  I had broken up with her a week prior to this.

Third one was legit but I was in love.

Like I said, nothin says "classy" like Shawty Putt ;)

Hahaha... I have lots of class... for instance I only grab your butt in private.

Hubby had 1 as a teen that was made for Maury.  The first girl he has sex with (pulled out supposedly) told him she was preggo and he was the dad...he went with her to the Dr her parents the whole 9....well during an U/S the Dr got suspicious and asked again when they had sex...it was just once.  She told him and he told her  that there was NO WAY that he could be the father...she was staying that he was the only one she had ever been with.  Needless to say she was lying...hubby wasn't the father...HIS BROTHER WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  she was with his borther the month before she was with him!  How is THAT for family drama!

Only because you yelped afterwards!  Atleast when I squeeze Jule's toosh she just gives me a little wink and keeps quiet ; )  Now in the bedroom, it's a whole other story.

Now that is a good story...

Love you all but its time to get the heck out of here.  cya.

Original Post by yountsmonster:

Only because you yelped afterwards!  Atleast when I squeeze Jule's toosh she just gives me a little wink and keeps quiet ; )  Now in the bedroom, it's a whole other story.

 what am I?????  being left out AGAIN!!!  You know you love me.  you just need to admit it

man did I miss a conversation.......the babies scared me a bit though

Hmm, so I was just on Facebook and one of my co-workers had this as his status: "*** *** is wishing the trucker hadn't seen him jacking off while driving on I-40."

Gross.

hi guys.

i just ate a chocolate chip muffin the size of texas

yumm muffins...

everyone likes muffins

hahaha that was so lame