Thank Ceiling Cat...
some people have too much time on their hands.
Almost all of the bible has been translated into lolspeak. It makes me so happy!
Oh. My. Goodness.
*snork*
This is funny as all get out! :D
An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.
my day has just been made!
And now...a reading from Leviticus:
An hey, Ceiling Cat lieks teh chikin too dont forgit!15 Jest make sure itz ded and crispy, raw chikin iz gross and makses us frow up.16 No fethurz neether! R U DUM?!17 Look, ur doin it rong, jest get teh 16 peece Xtra Crispy Bucket, with the taytoes and gravy and biskitz, and teh mac n' chz, kthx? What? O ya, Ceiling Cat iz happy, sure yumyum, srsly."
halleluja!
OK, I'm afraid I just don't get it (something that doesn't happen very often). Can someone please explain what this is, and it's significance? I'd appreciate it.
The Birth of Jesus, the book of Matthew...amazing:
Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph waz all "We's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but befoor dey cood hav hankiez pankiez Mary was all preggarz from Teh Ceiling Cat.19 Joseph was liek "I has virjn - NOOOO dey be stealin my virjn! Must hied hur".20 But when he was tihnkin, zomg, a BirdCat frm Ceiling Cat was liek, "Oh hai! Iz in ur dreemz, givin u messij. Don be scairdy cat. Taek Mary as ur wife - is virjn. But teh Forse is strong in tihs wun, lol! HovrCat is on hur, givn hur babby, srsly." So Joseph was liek " Oh yey. Iz gonna luv him and squeez him and call him George."21 But BirdCat was liek "No, you gonna call him bahbeh Jeebus. cuz he save kittehs frum bein bad kittehs. Kthxbai."22 So all dis was all did cuz Ceiling Cat had sed it wud be. Him proffit was all liek:23 "Hay guise, luk! teh virjn is all preggers, and dey gonna call him A-manual", dat be joospeek for "Ceiling Cat wit us"24 Then Joseph walked up, dun wat teh BirdCat frm Ceiling Cat tolded him too, and was all liek "U wit me now lol" at Mary.25 And dey didnt has Hankiez Pankiez til affer dey gets a son and calleded him Jeebus. Kthnx.
I'm busy LOL'ing at Exodus:
Ceiling Cat sez to Moses and Aaron,9 When Pharaoh sayz 'do cool stufs wif powerz,' frow ur stick onna ground, An it will b a snaek.
10 So Moses and Aaron went to seez Pharaoh. Aaron frew his stick onna ground, and wtf it's a snaek!11 Pharaoh got sum sorsors to do fancy stufs.12 Pharaoh's sorsors also made sum snaekz, but Aarons snaek eated dem.13 But Pharaoh sez, "so whut?"
Original Post by flonklar:
OK, I'm afraid I just don't get it (something that doesn't happen very often). Can someone please explain what this is, and it's significance? I'd appreciate it.
perhaps this will help you understand. a reading from Psalms 23:
Ceiling Cat iz mai sheprd (which is funni if u knowz teh joek about herdin catz LOL.)
He givz me evrithin I need.
2 He letz me sleeps in teh sunni spot
an haz liek nice waterz r ovar thar.
3 He makez mai soul happi
an maeks sure I go teh riet wai for him. Liek thru teh cat flap insted of out teh opin windo LOL.
4 I iz in teh valli of dogz, fearin no pooch,
bcz Ceiling Cat iz besied me rubbin' mah ears, an it maek me so kumfy.
5 He letz me sit at teh taebl evn when peepl who duzint liek me iz watchn.
He givz me a flea baff an so much gooshy fud it runz out of mai bowl LOL.
6 Niec things an luck wil chase me evrydai
an I wil liv in teh Ceiling Cats houz forevr.
i am so torn.
that talk makes me crazy, but ZOMG this is **** hilarious! kthnx!
ETA: don't you mean "thank ceiling cat"?
Original Post by crazineko:
The Birth of Jesus, the book of Matthew...amazing:
Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph waz all "We's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but befoor dey cood hav hankiez pankiez Mary was all preggarz from Teh Ceiling Cat.19 Joseph was liek "I has virjn - NOOOO dey be stealin my virjn! Must hied hur".20 But when he was tihnkin, zomg, a BirdCat frm Ceiling Cat was liek, "Oh hai! Iz in ur dreemz, givin u messij. Don be scairdy cat. Taek Mary as ur wife - is virjn. But teh Forse is strong in tihs wun, lol! HovrCat is on hur, givn hur babby, srsly." So Joseph was liek " Oh yey. Iz gonna luv him and squeez him and call him George."21 But BirdCat was liek "No, you gonna call him bahbeh Jeebus. cuz he save kittehs frum bein bad kittehs. Kthxbai."22 So all dis was all did cuz Ceiling Cat had sed it wud be. Him proffit was all liek:23 "Hay guise, luk! teh virjn is all preggers, and dey gonna call him A-manual", dat be joospeek for "Ceiling Cat wit us"24 Then Joseph walked up, dun wat teh BirdCat frm Ceiling Cat tolded him too, and was all liek "U wit me now lol" at Mary.25 And dey didnt has Hankiez Pankiez til affer dey gets a son and calleded him Jeebus. Kthnx.
baahaha birdcat from ceiling cat!
joospeek!
Original Post by flonklar:
OK, I'm afraid I just don't get it (something that doesn't happen very often). Can someone please explain what this is, and it's significance? I'd appreciate it.
lolcatz are adorable. they don't have signifcance other than cuteness.
kthxbai
you guys are making me laugh so hard!!
King James is easier to understand...
Original Post by hkellick:
I'm busy LOL'ing at Exodus:
Ceiling Cat sez to Moses and Aaron,9 When Pharaoh sayz 'do cool stufs wif powerz,' frow ur stick onna ground, An it will b a snaek.
10 So Moses and Aaron went to seez Pharaoh. Aaron frew his stick onna ground, and wtf it's a snaek!11 Pharaoh got sum sorsors to do fancy stufs.12 Pharaoh's sorsors also made sum snaekz, but Aarons snaek eated dem.13 But Pharaoh sez, "so whut?"
1 Ceiling cat sez to Moses, "Tell Pharaoh 'Ceiling Cat sez let mah d00dz go, so they can wership me.2 If u sez no, I maek frogeez all over ur whole country.3 Teh Nile can has frogz. Frogz will be in ur base, and in ur bed, and in ur d00dz howses, and in ur kitchens.4 Teh frogz will be all on ur peeplz. An dey will b in ur bukkitz makin ur tadpolez. An tehr wont b ne french d00dz 2 eatz tehm cuz french d00ds wuznt inventd yet. so tehre."
5 Then Ceiling Cat sez to Moses, "Tell Aaron to hold his stik onna waters, and maek sum frogz come out."
6 So Aaron held his stik out over teh water, and frogz was all over Pharaoh's base, jumpin on his d00dz.7 But the sorsors also maed sum frogz.
8 Pharaoh sez, "ok, u win, u pray to Ceiling Cat to take away teh frogz, and I let ur d00dz go."
9 Moses sez to Pharaoh, "U tells me when to pray."
10 Pharaoh sez, "ok, tomarow, kthx." Moses sez, "works for me."11 Teh frogz will leave ur base, and stop jumpin on ur d00dz, and go back to teh Nile."
12 After Moses and Aaron left Pharaoh's base, Moses yeld to Ceiling Cat about teh frogz.13 And Ceiling Cat hurd him, and BLARG teh frogz r ded.14 Big piles of ded frogz were maed, and it wuz stinky.15 But when Pharaoh saw teh frogpilez, his heart wuz hard, An he wuz like "I no can hear Moses and Aaron."
Original Post by puh8suwrux:
King James is easier to understand...
nawt 4 teh kittahs
Hilarious.
Love this one from the end of Proverbs 2:
"But I will kill doze dat is ebil and doez dat haz de secks, srsly. Dey iz BAD BAD KITTEHZ"
Ha ha ha ha!
Original Post by hkellick:
Original Post by hkellick:
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....4 Teh frogz will be all on ur peeplz. An dey will b in ur bukkitz makin ur tadpolez. An tehr wont b ne french d00dz 2 eatz tehm cuz french d00ds wuznt inventd yet. so tehre."...
lolz!
Teh Ceiling Cat of us, whu haz cheezeburger, yu be spechul Yu ordered cheezburgerz, Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly. In ceiling and on teh flor. Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger. And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it. And we furgiv kittehs who be steelin our bukkits. An do not let us leed into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter. Ceiling Cat pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too. Forevur and evuhr. Amen.
Original Post by jules817:
Original Post by flonklar:
OK, I'm afraid I just don't get it (something that doesn't happen very often). Can someone please explain what this is, and it's significance? I'd appreciate it.
perhaps this will help you understand. a reading from Psalms 23:
Ceiling Cat iz mai sheprd (which is funni if u knowz teh joek about herdin catz LOL.)
He givz me evrithin I need.2 He letz me sleeps in teh sunni spot
an haz liek nice waterz r ovar thar.3 He makez mai soul happi
an maeks sure I go teh riet wai for him. Liek thru teh cat flap insted of out teh opin windo LOL.4 I iz in teh valli of dogz, fearin no pooch,
bcz Ceiling Cat iz besied me rubbin' mah ears, an it maek me so kumfy.5 He letz me sit at teh taebl evn when peepl who duzint liek me iz watchn.
He givz me a flea baff an so much gooshy fud it runz out of mai bowl LOL.6 Niec things an luck wil chase me evrydai
an I wil liv in teh Ceiling Cats houz forevr.
Coincidentally Jules, the 23rd was the first thing I went to after reading the Genesis chapter. It explains nothing. Yes, I understand that "Ceiling Cat" is "God," etc.; what I don't get is the language, the painful spelling, the point of view (some kind of cat, I presume). Is it supposed to be as if a cat wrote the Bible? Then yes, someone has way too much time on their hands, and now my head hurts from trying to read it!
Original Post by hotfuss:
Original Post by flonklar:
OK, I'm afraid I just don't get it (something that doesn't happen very often). Can someone please explain what this is, and it's significance? I'd appreciate it.
they don't have signifcance other than cuteness.
This is where I'm lost... Seriously, my head hurts from reading it.
holy lol cat, what a wondrous read if only this bible existed when I attended St John School of the Eternal Kneelers
joel 3
Tell all teh everbodyz in all de nashuns: Get rdy fer teh war! Getz teh rawreer kittehs! Getz all teh fighteeng kittehs come ovar heer n pouns.
Makes ur kitteh toys into wepuns n ur clawz too. If u r teh weeksauz says, "I am teh uberz!"
Come rly fast liek, everbodyz, n go der. Bring all ur rawreer kittehs, O Ceiling Cat!
"Let teh nashuns havz teh cheezburgrz; let dem go into de Valli of Jewscat, fer dere I will be to tell everbodyz if dey can haz cheezburgrz.
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