TheGreatMichachu'sAmazingDietPill
It's a new diet pill! GUARNATEED TO MAKE THE FAT CELLS DISAPPEAR INTO THIN AIR!!
It only costs $9,999,999,999,999.99
Any takers? 
Reason: Frivolous post (cute, but frivolous) -- belongs in the Lounge
Um ... no, I will only pay that much for a pill that will make the fat cells dance like Ice Capades skaters in the air in front of me, and then take turns apologizing, one by one, for making my ass look fat before they disappear (with the promise never to return!)
I don't have a million bajillion dollars...would you take my immortal soul? ;P
Ooooh! Ooooh! Me!
.... you are in a weird mood today.
Spirochete once said she could bottle her dog's pee as a weight loss cure and would make millions.
Original Post by sharpshootinstar:
I don't have a million bajillion dollars...would you take my immortal soul? ;P
Is there an exchange rate on that?
LOL about the dog pee! Hmmm I suppose we could bottle cat pee too huh. That way people with dog allergies have an alternative?
And dancing fat cells is an image that reminds me of those 80's kids shows with all the singing and dancing. Only dancing fat cells also makes me think of those fried eggs "This is your brain on drugs" and I have absolutely no idea why.
Mmmm.... brains....
Original Post by amethystgirl:
Original Post by sharpshootinstar:
I don't have a million bajillion dollars...would you take my immortal soul? ;P
Is there an exchange rate on that?
You know, I'm not sure. But hey, I could always throw my firstborn child into the bargain too!
Original Post by sharpshootinstar:
Original Post by amethystgirl:
Original Post by sharpshootinstar:
I don't have a million bajillion dollars...would you take my immortal soul? ;P
Is there an exchange rate on that?
You know, I'm not sure. But hey, I could always throw my firstborn child into the bargain too!
Your firstborn, eh? I'm listening...
Original Post by amethystgirl:
Original Post by sharpshootinstar:
Original Post by amethystgirl:
Original Post by sharpshootinstar:
I don't have a million bajillion dollars...would you take my immortal soul? ;P
Is there an exchange rate on that?
You know, I'm not sure. But hey, I could always throw my firstborn child into the bargain too!
Your firstborn, eh? I'm listening...
I only take firstborn children that are boys. Firstborn that are girls are not accepted!!
Original Post by michachu:
Original Post by amethystgirl:
Original Post by sharpshootinstar:
Original Post by amethystgirl:
Original Post by sharpshootinstar:
I don't have a million bajillion dollars...would you take my immortal soul? ;P
Is there an exchange rate on that?
You know, I'm not sure. But hey, I could always throw my firstborn child into the bargain too!
Your firstborn, eh? I'm listening...
I only take firstborn children that are boys. Firstborn that are girls are not accepted!!
Sexist. *reports michachu*
Original Post by amethystgirl:
Original Post by michachu:
Original Post by amethystgirl:
Original Post by sharpshootinstar:
Original Post by amethystgirl:
Original Post by sharpshootinstar:
I don't have a million bajillion dollars...would you take my immortal soul? ;P
Is there an exchange rate on that?
You know, I'm not sure. But hey, I could always throw my firstborn child into the bargain too!
Your firstborn, eh? I'm listening...
I only take firstborn children that are boys. Firstborn that are girls are not accepted!!
Sexist. *reports michachu*
LOL! I am a girl!
Original Post by michachu:
LOL! I am a girl!
Ah, so you are a self-loathing girl :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mmmm brains....
A self-loathing zombie girl!!
Ok, folks, I think she's gone completely mad - cut off her head.
Oooo my post got moved. I was making fun of all the Iseaeganlekrua;ldkfj diet in Weight Loss. I couldn't resist. At least the mod thought it was cute! "Frivolous post (cute but frivolous)"
Actually, that makes me feel better about posting in it :)
Yes, frivolous mocking should be reserved for the Lounge.
Original Post by amethystgirl:
Ok, folks, I think she's gone completely mad - cut off her head.
*head flops on ground*
*head chases amethystgirl chomping at her toes*
Original Post by amethystgirl:
Actually, that makes me feel better about posting in it :)
Yes, frivolous mocking should be reserved for the Lounge.
Yeah, I know that, but I wanted people to see it who were actually reading those sales pitches!!!!!
I knew I should have read Pride&Prejudice&Zombies more closely - I have no way to defend myself!
Wait a tic...
*drops barbell on micha's severed head*
Original Post by amethystgirl:
I knew I should have read Pride&Prejudice&Zombies more closely - I have no way to defend myself!
Wait a tic...
*drops barbell on micha's severed head*
*green ooze splurts out everywhere covering amethyst's face*
Ew!
I mean...
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