There's too many Chats, too many Chatters, making too many problems.

Old Style Genesis. Gotta love it.

I hope no one minds, but I started Chat.

Morning HK.

Good one!! We made 1251 yesterday. Maybe we can beat it today.

Off to the gym them wo**. Check back later.

Hope there's saussages when I return. *hint*

I got yer sausages right here. *wink*

Er.. I mean.. Yes. Sausages. And Bacon. And Eggs.

HK??...you're back?...hey! nice to see ya, even though I don't really know you. I have heard...stories, though :P

Original Post by qmwillcand:

HK??...you're back?...hey! nice to see ya, even though I don't really know you. I have heard...stories, though :P

 Only half of the stories are true. 

*searches in the cupboards for a Chocolate Pop-Tart*

Original Post by qmwillcand:

HK??...you're back?...hey! nice to see ya, even though I don't really know you. I have heard...stories, though :P

They're all true.

Especially the ones involving Boobies. And Catapulting Cows.

Original Post by hkellick:

Original Post by qmwillcand:

HK??...you're back?...hey! nice to see ya, even though I don't really know you. I have heard...stories, though :P

They're all true.

Especially the ones involving Boobies. And Catapulting Cows.

 And sheep "affection"?

Original Post by splitrail:

Original Post by hkellick:

Original Post by qmwillcand:

HK??...you're back?...hey! nice to see ya, even though I don't really know you. I have heard...stories, though :P

They're all true.

Especially the ones involving Boobies. And Catapulting Cows.

 And sheep "affection"?

If by affection you mean setting them on fire, then yes.

if you mean something else... then no.

Original Post by splitrail:

Original Post by qmwillcand:

HK??...you're back?...hey! nice to see ya, even though I don't really know you. I have heard...stories, though :P

Only half of the stories are true.

*searches in the cupboards for a Chocolate Pop-Tart*

I think we have one in ah chat...I could get it for you but I'm not sure you'd want it, specially if you knew where I had to get it from

I'll settle for cinnamon toast this morning, thanks.

Which reminds me...

*cooks up some pancakes*

*places one on his head*

Original Post by splitrail:

Original Post by hkellick:

Original Post by qmwillcand:

HK??...you're back?...hey! nice to see ya, even though I don't really know you. I have heard...stories, though :P

They're all true.

Especially the ones involving Boobies. And Catapulting Cows.

And sheep "affection"?

didja hear about the sheep that committed suicide? he heard the farmers radio playing the Sinatra song "There'll never be another you"

Original Post by qmwillcand:

didja hear about the sheep that committed suicide? he heard the farmers radio playing the Sinatra song "There'll never be another you"

Hello Dolly!
It's so nice to have you back where you belong.
On my plate. With a side of mashed potatoes and corn.

have a fun chat day guys, I'm outtie :)

Wow - some people get to work early - we just had a load of roofing shingles delivered - at 7:30 in the morning? 

*hates spending money on practical stuff like a leak-free roof*

*has been in the office since 6*

*sips her coffee*

*nibbles on HK's pancake*

*has been at the office since 7*

And L'eggo my Eggo.. er.. my Panca.. er..

...

Nevermind. :p

Good morning, chatters!

*has been at work since midnight*

Would that be considered coming to work early or late?

Original Post by amandief:

Would that be considered coming to work early or late?

Yes.

Also, beautiful kitteh.

morning...ok BRUNO was typical cohen. structurally the same as BORAT with a different character. i found borat more endearing than bruno, but bruno was pretty charming in his own outrageously-offensive ways.

took a while to get me laughing my ass off but once i did i didnt stop. i love  how he gets the random characters off the street...they add so much to the ridiculousness of the entire movie.

first movie ive ever seen with a talking peepee hole. or with a dude literally full-frontal dancing his schlong in my face.

Morning HK, glad to see you back.  Morning Split and Lily and everyone else.  Just sitting here with my grandson on my lap.  Can't stay long, need to pack for our trip to the lake.  Just want to say Hi, and welcome back to HK.  Congratulations on the new bebe!!!