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And girls that you don't

Goodmorning!

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One of our bus drivers says he works at a male strip club and his stage name is "Almond Joy"

With that I'm out for the day. And tomorrow. I'll be back on Thursday.

Bye!

*blows kisses*

Original Post by dnrothx:

You put the zero in the coconut and drink it all up.

I am not an accountant. :P

 No. You're a doctor...because of the way you operate. :)

Darn straight.

I'm out of here as well.

It's been good, people.

*plonk*

Original Post by kimne:

One of our bus drivers says he works at a male strip club and his stage name is "Almond Joy"

 Only here would someone have an exit statement like that.

Original Post by melkor:

Is it a good thing when the accountant makes the numbers dance?

 "good" is a value judgment... and as such, has no place in accounting :D

Bye Kim and Thonks!

ah, the time of day when people start leaving.  my countdown can begin. :)

Grr.  I have another hour and 20 minutes.

I was off looking at historic properties for sale. It is a favorite pass time. :)

Mmm.  I like looking at lakefront property.

Original Post by sharpshootinstar:

Original Post by kimne:

One of our bus drivers says he works at a male strip club and his stage name is "Almond Joy"

 Only here would someone have an exit statement like that.

 Comparatively speaking, aren't almonds rather small nuts?

Macadamias are also small.

Not that I'd want coconuts!  Just something appropriate.

Original Post by sharpshootinstar:

Macadamias are also small.

 and more difficult to work into a stripper name

Kiwis are nice.

Original Post by kathygator:

Original Post by sharpshootinstar:

Macadamias are also small.

 and more difficult to work into a stripper name

 Also hazelnuts.

Original Post by kathygator:

Original Post by sharpshootinstar:

Macadamias are also small.

 and more difficult to work into a stripper name

 Mac O'Damia 

Irish nuts.

And now on the main stage...Ken Kiwi....

Great, now I'm thinking 'you can't hava da Mango!"

The first person to mention ping pong balls is gonna get it.

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