Things you do that you think are wierd

Just add to the list..

Fart in my sleep

How do you know that you fart in your sleep?

I'm sure everyone farts in their sleep.  (Although mine smell like roses, I'll have you know.)

Anyway, I don't think this is weird, but other people do.  We don't own a TV, haven't for going on 15 years or so. 

my boyfriend lets me know every morning, lol

...i make really stupid jokes about EVERYTHING and laugh hysterically. It's worse when i'm with a bunch of friends who are equally weird. and we don't even drink.

I twirl my hair constantly.

I think I'm just a freak, haha!

Seriously, I do a lot of weird stuff- I'm pretty sure I act as a high person might.  Sometimes I get into giggling fits and make weird voices and sort of talk to myself.  Eh, I've come to accept myself, heh.

when i'm nervous/anxious i pull out hairs on my head. never created a bald spot because i have A LOT of hair but it's really strange.

I also eat the little "nuggets" around old fashioned donuts before eating the "circular ring"

chrissy-I used to pull out my hair when I was ten years old. My Mom shaved my head. It quickly took care of the problem.

You mean, we have to pick just one???

I have to clean out my belly button on a regular basis.  It's an inny, and a little deep, and it, well, accumulates stuff.  So I have to stick a finger in there and clean it out.  Now, you might think, hey, this is wierd.  Except then I ALWAYS smell that finger.  I don't know why.  I know it will stink.  But it is like a reflex, and I can't just...not.

Original Post by mypuppymylife:

I twirl my hair constantly.

Me too!!!

I catch myself talking to myself out loud.  Usually when i am alone and then my secrets will come out.

when I am old people will think i am crazy. - oh wait, they already do!

I talk to the computer, and I talk to myself. And I tell myself jokes and I laugh.

I won't stand barefooted on a wet floor except in the shower. *shudder*

I make up stories/excuses for people who are doing stupid things, or just things that seem odd.

Like, there is this one house in the neighborhood, and they have these iron western country wrangler silhouettes all around their house, life sized- of a cowboy leaning with his hat tipped.

Well, their next door neighbor has just ONE of these, sitting near their door.

So I think to myself, well what must have happened here, is that neighbor A (with all the silhouettes) was visited by neighbor B. And Neighbor B is trying to be nice, they just moved in you know, and they say oh those are neat! so neighbor A, being really weird to begin with (i mean, really, cowboy silhouettes?) thinks they are being nice and offer the new neighbor one of the silhouettes to enjoy at their own house!

well the new neighbor can't very well turn down the offer, since they JUST said how much they liked it.

And now they can never take it down, either, or else neighbor A will know they were lying when they first met.

hahahahahaha

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

I talk to the computer, and I talk to myself. And I tell myself jokes and I laugh.

I won't stand barefooted on a wet floor except in the shower. *shudder*

I make up stories/excuses for people who are doing stupid things, or just things that seem odd.

Like, there is this one house in the neighborhood, and they have these iron western country wrangler silhouettes all around their house, life sized- of a cowboy leaning with his hat tipped.

Well, their next door neighbor has just ONE of these, sitting near their door.

So I think to myself, well what must have happened here, is that neighbor A (with all the silhouettes) was visited by neighbor B. And Neighbor B is trying to be nice, they just moved in you know, and they say oh those are neat! so neighbor A, being really weird to begin with (i mean, really, cowboy silhouettes?) thinks they are being nice and offer the new neighbor one of the silhouettes to enjoy at their own house!

well the new neighbor can't very well turn down the offer, since they JUST said how much they liked it.

And now they can never take it down, either, or else neighbor A will know they were lying when they first met.

hahahahahaha

lol..wow

you seem a cool person to hang out with, lol

I love makin up stories about things I see

Original Post by mypuppymylife:

chrissy-I used to pull out my hair when I was ten years old. My Mom shaved my head. It quickly took care of the problem.

 

I would have died

I eat Kit Kats and Twix very strangely... I bite off the chocolate around the edges, then for Kit Kats I eat each layer separately, with twix I eat the caramel first, then the cookie.

Granted, I don't eat them often, so it's a quirk most people don't know about.

I also talk to inanimate objects like the copier at work and my computer.  At some point they will listen to reason and start functioning because I said so rather than putting me through hours of random paper jams etc. ;)

When driving and I see a car with only one headlight, I tap above me on the ceiling/roof of the car. Think it started in my teens when one of my friends told me I would have bad luck - die in a car accident - if I didn't...I'm now entering my mid thirties, and still do it.

Original Post by lilsammi23:

I eat Kit Kats and Twix very strangely... I bite off the chocolate around the edges, then for Kit Kats I eat each layer separately, with twix I eat the caramel first, then the cookie.

 ^This. I take apart anything that can be eaten pieces or parts. If I'm going to eat a piece of birthday cake, I scrape off the icing, eat the cake, then the icing. I'll eat any candybar in bits. Chocolate first and then the layers of whatever's in it. I also despise my food touching on my plate, but I'm getting better about it.

Original Post by lilsammi23:

I eat Kit Kats and Twix very strangely... I bite off the chocolate around the edges, then for Kit Kats I eat each layer separately, with twix I eat the caramel first, then the cookie.

Granted, I don't eat them often, so it's a quirk most people don't know about.

I also talk to inanimate objects like the copier at work and my computer.  At some point they will listen to reason and start functioning because I said so rather than putting me through hours of random paper jams etc. ;)

  I dont eat them anymore but when I did I ate my kit kats the same way, nibble round the edges first then the chocolate off the top and then each layer bit by bit, best way to eat it!  I tend to disect the majority of my food actually.

Original Post by betty1302:

Original Post by lilsammi23:

I eat Kit Kats and Twix very strangely... I bite off the chocolate around the edges, then for Kit Kats I eat each layer separately, with twix I eat the caramel first, then the cookie.

Granted, I don't eat them often, so it's a quirk most people don't know about.

I also talk to inanimate objects like the copier at work and my computer.  At some point they will listen to reason and start functioning because I said so rather than putting me through hours of random paper jams etc. ;)

  I dont eat them anymore but when I did I ate my kit kats the same way, nibble round the edges first then the chocolate off the top and then each layer bit by bit, best way to eat it!  I tend to disect the majority of my food actually.

 

 I did that just this weekend.

I don't feel weird anymore.  I am a "section eater" and excuse maker too.  My husband noticed that the wood on our deck was ran the wrong direction.  He couldn't stop crabbing about what an idiot the previous owner was.  Well, we know the previous owner and have since high school.  I doubt he realized there was a certain way to do it, so I said, "Maybe so-and-so is dyslexic or left-handed and only had right-handed tools." 

I make up stories about what my foster dogs are doing to and narrate their play and actions when I'm bored.  They all have different voices that match their personalities.

I am a horribly bad liar but a good story teller.  Sometimes my sister will ask why something is the way it is so I will tell her a short story.  At the end she will say something along the lines of, "Really?"  and I will say, "I don't know, that could be a true story--or I lied."  She gets really mad but she doesn't stop asking me stuff I might not know.