Three word story.... (new game)

I saw this on another site and it can turn halarious!!

We are writing a story....

YOU CAN ONLY POST 3 WORDS!!


(Example....  The old lady......  walked into a ...   car and it...  was very painful)


I will start below...

A fat man went for a walk to the purple house, where three hundred flying oompa loompas sang as they flew named pink thong and THEN the doorbell rang and when he opened his face went wild with excitement, because it was the first time he had seen... such a white cat on the

hot tin roof

made by his

great grandmothers auntie..........

...so he decided

with great tenderness

that he would

pickup the cat.

But when he...

touched its fur,

the brown stuff

fell off his

nose,   so he

sat back and

wiped off his

pants, dancing to

rhythm of the

windchimes blowing in

the wind as

he reached the