Tight pants stall!!!!!!!!!!

You know, where you have to struggle to get your pants off because they are too tight?  Has anyone done this?

Oh yeah!  You wiggle and push and end up rolling/pulling them off inside out. then your pants get stuck on your ankles, and you yank really hard and hit yourself in the head with your hand when they finally let go.... 

Now, my goal is to stand up, and have them fall off me by  themselves.. preferably not in public.

Hee, Hee!  Why do they go on easier than they come off???

LOL, I remember when i was in high school ( read skinny) we used to put them on slightly damp so they would dry tighter!

.....and use the plyers to zip them up they were so tight you couldn't get a hold of the zipper pull otherwise.....

I used to call those Banana Pants. So tight, you have to peel 'em off.

I dunno if I'd rock 'em these days. Two words: Camel Tail. It's like a division sign.

(all apologies to 'superbad')

My cousin, during the tight pant fad, was going to a 50's party, so she put on her fashion jeans and rolled them up to look 50's-ish.  Her legs started going numb, so she called my grandfather, who came over with pliers and tried to yank them off of her.  They were expensive, so she didn't want them cut!!