Trailer trash!

So, I don't want to spend a lot on a costume and not really feeling all that creative... I am thinking stereotypical TRAILER TRASH!

My ideas so far:

big ole aquanet hair or curlers

bright obnoxious makeup

maybe a black eye? lol

Nascar, wrestling, or lame band tshirt

leopard stretch pants

house dress

tacky jean mini skirt

Help me out guys, any other ideas?

Don't forget the Marlboro's and black out a tooth or two...I live in Louisiana so I have seen plenty! 

Ooooh - and a old baby doll, make it really dirty!

Edit - I see you're from OK - I have family there, and I'm sure you've seen your fair share of TT there too!

Even if you don't smoke, borrow a cigarette and let it burn down to about 1 1/2 inches. Then put lipstick stains on it and let it stick to your bottom lip and have it bob up and down as you talk.

Speaking of talk, say things such as: I seen him do it; Here's the situation (pronouce it sit ee aaaa shn);

hey - that's offensive!  i'm trailer trash!

Well then give her some tips pg. ;)

Oh yeah I have definitely seen my share of them around these parts! lol

Ohhh maybe have some super long/super tacky painted fake nails!?

HELP PG!!! lol

Yell at your dog.... " CoaCOA!!! CoaCOA come BACK CoaCOA "  OR fake children. A hickey...or five might help too.

You've gotta have "nail art" - maybe even a rhinestone or two incorporated.

A t-shirt with the bottom cut into a fringe - with plastic beads tied on the bottom of each one.

Cowboy boots - but only if they're tourquoise or red, and with fringes.

Or, if not cowboy boots, house shoes or slippers. A housecoat? No bra.

well, aside from the fact that i haven't mowed my lawn since july, i don't think i fit the profile.  judging by my neighbours, however, i'd suggest lots of kids; a tube top and camo pants (too tight, of course); lots of budweiser; and big hair.  oh - and a really big ass.

No bra!? ahahah I don't think so... I'm rockin some Double D's... so probably will be wearing a bra.... BUT if I wear a tank.. I will definitely be letting the bra straps hang down lol

well, the big ass will not be a problem!

You should duct tape a doll to your leg, and carry one in an unsafe way as well.  Although that could get cumbersome. 

[i just want everyone to know that, while technically i do live in a trailer, i am not, strictly speaking, trailer trash.  i bought this place, with property, as an alternative to paying rent while in grad school, and have been making improvements so that when i graduate, i can sell and be out of debt.  it's also an exceptionally nice trailer, beautifully decorated by moi.  so if you're thinking that this explains why i'm such a coarse, tactless bitch, you'll have to come up with a new theory.]

Original Post by pgeorgian:

[i just want everyone to know that, while technically i do live in a trailer, i am not, strictly speaking, trailer trash.  i bought this place, with property, as an alternative to paying rent while in grad school, and have been making improvements so that when i graduate, i can sell and be out of debt.  it's also an exceptionally nice trailer, beautifully decorated by moi.  so if you're thinking that this explains why i'm such a coarse, tactless bitch, you'll have to come up with a new theory.]

Damn, and here the world was all in order again PG ;)

Original Post by pgeorgian:

[i just want everyone to know that, while technically i do live in a trailer, i am not, strictly speaking, trailer trash.  i bought this place, with property, as an alternative to paying rent while in grad school, and have been making improvements so that when i graduate, i can sell and be out of debt.  it's also an exceptionally nice trailer, beautifully decorated by moi.  so if you're thinking that this explains why i'm such a coarse, tactless bitch, you'll have to come up with a new theory.]

 *goes searching for new theories*

Yeah sure pg sure. Uh huh we're listening. Yeah we believe you.

mooni - you doubt me?  not you!