pavlovcat's Journal
A letter to Bear GryllsAug 23 2009 16:39
Dear Bear,
It was lovely to see you again this morning. We didn't get to spend much time together - 60 minutes minus commercial breaks, to be exact - but our time with each other really reminded me of why I want to ride you like a crotchrocket on the Autobahn I love you.
You're ex-British Special Forces who climbed Everest and eats spiders, I'm an oddly hermit-like American who's hopelessly out of shape and is afraid of spiders. Like two sides of the same coin, we are.
Our meeting again after so much time apart really caused me to reevaluate my priorities. I've decided that, even though you have a slightly prominent nose and occasionally drink your own pee and I have a slightly prominent nose and an unhealthy fear of child bearing, if you'd like to use my uterus to incubate little Bear cubs, I'm willing. We will have strangely hermit-like mountain climbers with slightly prominent noses together.
Anywho, just wanted to drop you a note to say do me you wild stallion of a man! hi. Hope to hear from you again soon!
Love,
Kate
Correct me if I'm wrong, but Bear isn't actually a Russian, is he? And there's no proof that he can speak Russian, is there? I'm sensing some inconsistencies here. O.o |
I believe her favorite episode was the one where he got himself out of freezing water & back onto the ice.............you know, the one where he stripped down nekkid because you loose body heat 25% faster in the wet clothes than with nothing on. Didn't it get your motor running when he "toweled off with snow?" My other favorite one was where he showed how to get out of quicksand. |
is that the man vs wild guy? i watched that for the first time this morning. about that pee...bf and i discussed that this morning, he said you have to condense/distill it. i have no opinion about drinking pee, but i do know that only the kind of man you would have felt safe with to settle the old west is the only kind of man for me. hu yah! |
No, he's not Russian. And he does not speak Russian, although he is multi-lingual. But he IS ex British Special Forces. Spy guys are hawt! A spy guy popped my cherry. Absolutely ruined me for other men. Except dudes that speak Russian. Or were in the Special Forces of some country. Or who can rewire my house and build my new kitchen cabinets. There are no inconsistencies here. I am a woman. Whatever I decide at any given moment is correct. |
amen, sistah! |
*chuckles at #4* That's because Pavlov is the very definition of inconsistency ;) |
I do buhleeve Bear is welsh. Could be wrong. But with a last name like Grylis (spell?) and he's from the UK, I'mma thinking welsh. (but les stroud totally trumps him in the survival department) :) |
I think you need to hang out in the survival department of a Sporting Goods store. OR maybe take some survival classes. Or maybe attach glow sticks all over your body and throw yourself in front of an aircraft carrier. With a big sign that reads "Do it for your country!" |
I think you need to hang out in the survival department of a Sporting Goods store. OR maybe take some survival classes. Or maybe attach glow sticks all over your body and throw yourself in front of an aircraft carrier. With a big sign that reads "Do it me for your country!" bedit ;) |
You mean "Do ME for your country!" HK??? Here, Pavtwin, read this. Then you will have something to talk about when you go here... |
i giggled out loud at this...hehehe. he IS super hot. |
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