Ways to say "I don't care."

What's been on my mind lately is "Sucks to be you, man."

What is your favorite way to say it?

My give a damn is broken.

Whatever!!

When do you get to the good part?

Original Post by spuckine1:

Whatever!!

 My boyfriend hatessss when I use that.
I never use it in person, but I'll do it through a text if I'm pissed.

"Ok. Whatever. It's fine."

Gets my point across every time...haha.

My favorite is "Huh." or "Hm."

As in "How about that?"

I like *yawn* or *snore*

which could be applied to pretty much everything fitmom4life says...

I do a sort of disinterested "Oh that's nice" upon finding out things I don't care about.

I don't care.

and I care because?

You just wasted 2 minutes of my time.  I want it back.

Is this story going to get better or is this it?

Oh...wow, that was boring.

Ok.  Moving on.

So you told me because you couldn't find anyone that actually cared?

Should I care now or....wait for it?

^^  Which one I choose depends on who I'm talking to and what they are telling me.

"Good luck with that."

"Meh."

And...?

*blank stare*

My whole friend-group uses this one:   "That was a good story."

You just say it completely flatly after whatever someone says.  Or in the middle of what they are saying, to cut them off and make them shut up.  It's generally seen as a joke, or as saving someone from themselves.

"Skip to the end."

Saves time.

"You're mistaking me for someone that cares"

"And this is interesting because.....?"

"Okay, then."

But this is great way to say it on line.  

"You came here with friends, right? You should go find them."

How's that working out for you?

That was a good story....   (often, I'll say that about my own, when I realize that it didn't come out right).

And there's the Church Lady's "Well, isn't that special."

Another one I use is

I dont give a rats ass.  I havent the foggiest idea where that one came from

Original Post by spuckine1:

I dont give a rats ass.  I havent the foggiest idea where that one came from

I'm assuming it means that you have a precious collection of rodent backsides that's solely reserved for what you really care about.