Weight Loss
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I imagine I am not the only one who has them so I thought it would be fun to have people list the funny things they tell themselves.
ie...
Most of the calories in bread are in the crust which I feed to my dog.
The sauce leftover on the plate (or bowl or container) has at least 20% of the total calories of the dish in it.
The crumbs from the cookies that fall to the floor contain at least 20% of the total calories of the cookie.
The peanut butter left on the sppon after I measure it is at least an amount equal to 1/4 of the size of the spoon (doesnt count if you lick the spoon).
When I do some little exercise (like while waiting for something to cook in the microwave) I burn 1 calorie per second despite the fact I dont burn that much on the elliptical at way high intensity.
You get the picture...anyone?
ie...
Most of the calories in bread are in the crust which I feed to my dog.
The sauce leftover on the plate (or bowl or container) has at least 20% of the total calories of the dish in it.
The crumbs from the cookies that fall to the floor contain at least 20% of the total calories of the cookie.
The peanut butter left on the sppon after I measure it is at least an amount equal to 1/4 of the size of the spoon (doesnt count if you lick the spoon).
When I do some little exercise (like while waiting for something to cook in the microwave) I burn 1 calorie per second despite the fact I dont burn that much on the elliptical at way high intensity.
You get the picture...anyone?
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splitrail Jan 19 2007 15:46
My bathroom mirror adds ten pounds, and the bathroom scale is in on the conspiracy.
ROFL, that one cracked me up.
ROFL, that one cracked me up.
ha ha ha these are great and the Dark chocolate thing is me all the way in fact I did that last night.
my favourite was always 'if you eat it standing up, it doesn't count'
my girlfriend always says 'if I can't pronounce it, it has no calories'
my girlfriend always says 'if I can't pronounce it, it has no calories'
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