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Ah.  Medical insurance.  Satan's greatest tool.

My official stance on Al Franken is that he was not even remotely funny in his days on SNL, but the thought of him holding political office makes me laugh hysterically. 

*downs CDC's drugs with a shot of schnapps*

I have seen Elvis.  As Gary Larson said, he and Salman Rushdie hang out together.

i need to do something destructive...or today will end very badly.
Original Post by pavlovcat:

My official stance on Al Franken is that he was not even remotely funny in his days on SNL, but the thought of him holding political office makes me laugh hysterically. 

 Eh, outside of Stuart Smalley, he was not funny. 

Original Post by pavlovcat:

My official stance on Al Franken is that he was not even remotely funny in his days on SNL, but the thought of him holding political office makes me laugh hysterically. 

*downs CDC's drugs with a shot of schnapps*

so...that would be a no? ;)

Franken's also obnoxious...glad to see Coleman finally be shown the door, though.  And, of course, everyone misses Wellstone.

Have to say that the Coleman-Mondale debate was one of the best political debates I'd ever seen, though.

oh crap!

*hands tb some darts*

just throw them at me already!!!

O ho...a variation of knife-throwing.  This should be good.

*sits down with popcorn*

*crawls into chat*
*only makes it half way to the couch*

zzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzz.............

Original Post by watergirl:

t3 as in thyroid t3?

 

ok is it just me or is it gonna be hard to take stuart al seriously?

 

 tylenol 3, with codeine.

I don't want to alarm anyone, but there are people having a serious discussion of canine penis massage in the My Doggy's Sick forum. 

 

no...i dont want to hurt someone.

just give me a sledgehammer and an old beat up junker of a car. bet you wont even be able to tell what it is after an hour.
Original Post by pavlovcat:

I don't want to alarm anyone, but there are people having a serious discussion of canine penis massage in the My Doggy's Sick forum. 

 

 Red rocket! red rocket!

Yeah I'm sure Subway up the street is open but NOTHING else is open. It's a stat. ~Not really in the mood for Subway but I might be come noon when I want to eat my right arm or something.

So Farrah Fawcett passed away and when she arrives at the pearly gates, ST. Peter says "Farrah, you've been a great inspiration to many, I'd like to grant you one final request" Farrah says "I'd like all of the children of the world to be  safe from harm". 6 hours later, Michael Jackson arrives.

Just sayin. . .

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

Original Post by pavlovcat:

I don't want to alarm anyone, but there are people having a serious discussion of canine penis massage in the My Doggy's Sick forum. 

 

 Red rocket! red rocket!

sooooooooooo tempting to reply with that hanging out there like that

I am starving...I did a diet no no and didn't have breakfast, not planned just running late...since I haven't had any luck getting a sugar daddy I am still at work

sigh...

Original Post by tblover900:

no...i dont want to hurt someone.

just give me a sledgehammer and an old beat up junker of a car. bet you wont even be able to tell what it is after an hour.

omg back when i was a young lass and getting beat up on by my mofo bf i developed some real anger issues. anyways, one time i got off park and ride to find my car had a flat and i had a PIECE-O-**** jack and its all kinda blurry but i beat the crap outta my car with that jack pole. i remember a guy walking by with his jaw down to his d*.

so yeah...thanks for bringin that up tb lmao

you sure know how to pick 'em, wg

Put down the tire iron, WG.

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