What's Your Cartoon Name?

I am Chim-Chim Girdlebuns.

This is from a Captain Underpants book...  I love it! 
Hee!

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa


Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
; n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

(posted in my J, but Sheila suggested it for here - it's GREAT for a laugh)

Haha.. I am: Snotty Toiletbrain

Boobie Bubblehead hahahaha

i'm chim chim apple fanny .lol

i'm tootie gizzardbuns!!!

Tootie Chickenfanny

I'm Dorkie Cootiesniffer   maybe because I was a dog in another life.. mmmmm

Zippy Cootiebrain

Loopy Appletush ?

I don't know how I feel about that.

Zippy Liver

... sounds like some kind of children's menu entree.

Dinky Bubble Buns

Huhhh! Lol sounds funny :)

my maiden name is Dinky GorillaBrain

but my married name is Dinky Chicken fanny :)

well, here i am:

miss buttercup gizzard-tush!

kneel before my glory!!!

(this is awesome! thank you, sheila!)

Zippy Cootiebrain! (lol fitdan and I have the same name)

loopy livernose here...giggles

Zippy Bubblehead!

LOL  I'm buttercup Cootie-Lips.. 

HAHAHA

zippy gizzardshorts :)

my nieces (who are here with me) are

boobie girdlebrains and chim chim girdlebrains

Zippy Cootieshorts?

What does that say about me? um, I,yi,yi.

Cheeseball Bubblebreath....lol

Does that mean my breath smells good or bad?

:D lol

loopy girdle-brain here!