What's Your Cartoon Name?

I am Chim-Chim Girdlebuns.

This is from a Captain Underpants book...  I love it! 
Hee!

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa


Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
; n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

(posted in my J, but Sheila suggested it for here - it's GREAT for a laugh)

* dum dum dum DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

All Hail the Mighty

PINKY APPLE-HINEY

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bwa ha ha HAAAAAAAAAAAW

boobie girdlehead(lol)

Poopsie Girdlefanny

these are hilarious!

Tootie Chickenbutt!!
LOL gross! haha

Chim Chim Burgerhead, at your service. That's what I was before CC! Think I need I new last name

Loopy Chucklebuns. 
That was awesome!

loopy apple nose lol this is cute Im gonna tag it and show it to my son when he gets home

Married= Snotty GirdleSniffer

Maiden= Snotty BubbleBrain


Now...since I AM blonde and I HATE girdles...I think I want to use my maiden form. hehehehe. Besides, I'm not married anymore! :D

LOL!

Maiden/professional name: Loopy Livertushie

Married name: Loopy Bananabrain

Loopy Apple-chunks. xD lmfo. freaking funny. nice one.

Kararu

Zippy Applebrain at your service :)

Hey loopy girdle brain are we possibly related because my name is loopy girdle buns

Loopy Chickenbiscuits :O/ lol

i'm boobie bubble lips

how accurate is that hahaha

Boobie Cootieface

Maiden name: Poopsie Gerbilsquirt

Married Name: Poopsie Bubblepants

I am sensing a trend here... TOOOOO FUNNY!!!!

Loopy Bubblesniffer

poopsie girdle pants :s lol

Buttercup Chickenface

Zsa-Zsa Wafflebiscuits.

Amazing! The perfect name for a carbohydrate fiend such as myself!