What's Your Cartoon Name?

I am Chim-Chim Girdlebuns.

This is from a Captain Underpants book...  I love it! 
Hee!

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa


Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
; n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

(posted in my J, but Sheila suggested it for here - it's GREAT for a laugh)

Married-  Zippy Waffletushie

madien-   Zippy Cootiebrain

HA HA!!!!  THis is so funny!!!  I don't like the thought that at this point I might live up to my Married name.  But with more time....

goober apple-hiney!

Boobie Bubblebrain.  (That says it all)

Chim-chim Girdlenose

this is great

Zippy Chickenbiscuits

Zippy Bubbletush - ;-)

I am poopsie cootie-tush

Dinky Apple Chunks...hmm sounds like a diet food...LOL

Snotty BubbleMouth here...

Hi I'm Goober BubbleChunks

zippy gerbil lips

Loopy AppleNose

tootie sniffer chicken...

Well, I used to be zippie bubblechuncks, but since I got married I become zippie rhinotush. What the marriage might do to a woman....

Ha! Pinky Cootietushie!  :)

poopsie bubble-chunks    LOL!

Buttercup lizard-lips  haha

zippy waffletushie

Zippy girdle lips, my mouth is pretty big and often doesn't close so I don't know about this one:)

Its all I can do not to bust out laughing...............I have read every ones name that has posted all ready..........WOW!!

Married/Professional Name - Loopy Applefanny

Maiden Name - Loopy Appljuice

Wow.............I love it