What's Your Cartoon Name?

I am Chim-Chim Girdlebuns.

This is from a Captain Underpants book...  I love it! 
Hee!

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa


Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
; n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

(posted in my J, but Sheila suggested it for here - it's GREAT for a laugh)

chim-chim liver-tush, nice to meecha

hee hee Chim-Chim ApplePants  :-D

*She had them Apple Bottom Jeans.  Boots with the fur.....*

Boobie Bubblesquirt at your service

This really made me laugh.  I have 2 names depending on if I use the shortened version of my name of not.

SHORT: Zippy Bubblehead

LONG: Fluffy Bubblehead

Loopy Applesniffer, but when I drop my x husbands name I will be Loopy Bubblebrain

Loopy Appleshorts :)

Loopy applefanny! :D

That's awesome! Also, there are a lot of loopy apple___ people here!

Lol I'mm loopy chickenbrain!

Buttercup Appleface at your service!

Poopsie Applefanny

I prefer my alternative name, Snickle Dippintush... the last name makes me sound like a gay guy if you have a perverted mind (like i do), but really, i love the name! it's my nickname

I am Lumpy Applebuns........

Zsa-Zsa Appleface

LOVE IT. Applicable in a weird way......I probably eat too many apples, maybe 4 a day. ;)

Buttercup GirdleChunks

good evening - boobie chicken tush here lmfao

Crusty Gerbilbiscuits

 

 

Zippy Applebrain.

 

Sounds like a cartoon scientist or the goofy doofus that always messes up!

 

My friends would vote for the 2nd one  lol!

Poopsy applemouth.

LOOPY LIVERKISSEr