What's Your Cartoon Name?
This is from a Captain Underpants book... I love it!
Hee!
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
; n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
(posted in my J, but Sheila suggested it for here - it's GREAT for a laugh)
Pinky Chicken Buns
Boobie Liver Tush
boobie wafflelips
Me: Buttercup Bubble Chunks
I am
Tootie Waffle-Mouth!!
My teacher's name is Fluffy Cootie-Tush!!
Zippy Gizzardsquirt
boyfriend is Dinky Bananasniffer
Snotty Apple Lips..?
We are the Cootie-Tush family
Buttercup, my Husband Goober and our daughter Snotty. =)
Chim chim Girdlenose
Funny, since that is the only piece of my body that doesn't need a girdle :)
Greetings! I am Tootie Rhino Buns, of the Rhino Buns clan.
My husband is Poopsie Rhino Buns, and our son is Loopy (he's two and a half, so this actually works!).
Loopy Girdle Fanny
Kind of funny, because "Fanny" was always a name my parents used to call me when I was young. :P
I am chim-chim apple nose
wow lol
Tootie Appletushie -LMAO! Sounds round and firm...
tootie applechunks
hahaha ^-^
Snotty Applejuice - is my married name
Snotty Toiletlips - is my given name
(what kinda parent would do that to a child? Geez, no wonder I have a weight problem!) AHAHAHAHA!
Poopsie Chuckle Tush
tootie waffle mouth
Chim-chim Pizzanose???
Snotty Bubblelips @_@
sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will....well....
If you're not nice to me, I'm not gonna invite you to my birthday...!!!!! 
In-sincerely,
Ms. Snotty Cootie-Juice
