Where's the Love for Those Who Love the Dead?

It is evident in the world that there is a hefty amount of discrimination against so-called "necrophiliacs," or, as the PC term goes: "Lovers of the Dead."

This discrimination only hurts those that have this perfectly acceptable alternative lifestyle and has resulted in them being relegated to second-class status.

Please write your legislators today and encourage them to accept Lovers of the Dead as full citizens.

It is time for the discrimination to end.

Only you could post this!!

I love the dead, but not in the way I think your talking about.

But more power to you and good luck with this.

Hah!

I thought this was a Deadhead thread.

~K

One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night making love under the refrigerator light
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms

One thing
No lie
Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie
She's cool in bed
Well she oughta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come on Cold Ethyl
Freeze me babe

One thing - it's true
Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you
And everything is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come here Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold? Ooh so cold

Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
If I live 'til ninety-seven
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
'cuz you're cool
You're on ice
Cold Ethyl
You're my paradise

*strolls in wearing this*

*backs out slowly*

errr nevermind!!

Isn't Last Dance with Mary Jane supposed to be about Necrophilia? The video certainly is!

Alice Cooper singing "I Love The Dead"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWU7FxQIsoM

Original Post by coffincritter:

Alice Cooper singing "I Love The Dead"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWU7FxQIsoM

you took my post critter!

Where do Lovers of the Dead get the Dead they want to love? Are the Dead freshly so?

Original Post by hkellick:

Isn't Last Dance with Mary Jane supposed to be about Necrophilia? The video certainly is!

 I thought it was about weed. Mary Jane = Marijuana

Writing to my particular legislatures, who endorse(d) Death Panels (tm) via proposed health care legislation, would be preaching to the choir.

And I don't know if I want to go into the business of confronting teabaggers (also tm), even if only by writing, on any subject.  It's enough they're tracking my anti-Christian un-American comments on the internets.

Original Post by hayleymajayley:

Original Post by hkellick:

Isn't Last Dance with Mary Jane supposed to be about Necrophilia? The video certainly is!

 I thought it was about weed. Mary Jane = Marijuana

 lets get to the point. lets rollll another...

yeah i'm gonna guess Mary Jaaaane Mary Jane, though there is a lovely dead woman in the video :p 

Original Post by hayleymajayley:

Where do Lovers of the Dead get the Dead they want to love? Are the Dead freshly so?

 It's through a practice called "grave borrowing" rather than "grave robbing."  Perfectly sanitary by responsible Lovers of the Dead.  Don't let a few rotten apples affect your opinion of the community as a whole.

Does it count if they are only brain dead?

Original Post by trhawley:

Does it count if they are only brain dead?

*squirms*

It's a matter that's still be debated in most circles.

Original Post by trhawley:

Does it count if they are only brain dead?

 did someone mention brains?

braaaaaaaaiiiiiiiins

Thonx, I am never, ever even remotely hinting at a thread to you again.

Ever.

Never.

Brains yum!  Around here we eat them.

It's easier for the female Lovers.  We need special funding for research to assist male lovers.  The equipment is not at all efficient.

Lobby for Special Funding Now, write your congressman!

This thread is disgusting!!! I can't believe there are some people here who actually want to legalize necrophilia!!! What's next??? Old age sex?? Or God forbid...MIDDLE AGED SEX????

Original Post by kathygator:

This thread is disgusting!!! I can't believe there are some people here who actually want to legalize necrophilia!!! What's next??? Old age sex?? Or God forbid...MIDDLE AGED SEX????

 Don't be so paranoid.  There is no slippery slope here.