Whoever cuts the English Muffins needs a new knife.

The English Muffin People could take a lesson or two from the Bagel People....seriously.  Does this bug anyone else?  It makes me bonkers!

Yes... yes it does bother me!   :)  So to get around it I just grab a knife and cut the darn thing over the sink to catch all the extra crumbs and then I'm free to do anything I want with it!  :)      Don't let the small things get you down... besides you'll burn a couple extra calories cutting it right!?  :)  And eat less calories and carbs eating the muffin vs a bagel!!  

Well the reason they fork split english muffins is to keep all those "knooks and crannies".  If you used a knife it wouldn't look as bumpy (obviously :-) )  Though I do understand the frustration of accidently ripping the top in half.  I'm a bit of a neat freak myself :-) but I do enjoy the bumpy surface of the english muffin so I don't worry about it :-)

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!

Good to know that someone else understands *tear*

support group, anyone?  ;)

the kind of english muffins my mom buys aren't cut at all :|

LOL. I'm glad we are together in this. ;) Seriously....either leave it uncut (Bagel)...or just cut it (Bread).  Whenever I cut them...I always have remains from either the top or bottom on the other slice.  Too funny.

bahah i was just experiencing this phenomenon this morning - too funny :D

Hahaha, I'm glad I'm not the only one!!!  I was just cursing my "sliced" english muffin this very morning!  Finally, people that truly understand my frustrations. 

Rocklobster- that is the funniest thing ever!!I thought I might be the only one who had a problem with these people...fork split my #%$!!Do it right or don't do it at all!

HAHAHA!  It's bad enough that they're hard to pull apart but do you ever try to throw them in the toaster oven and the top comes out burnt because it's so thin and flimsy compared to the bottom?

You must have an easy life.

And then, sniff, sniff phhhhfffft....one side is so thin it burns first..awww, hic, hic, snifff,phhhhhfttt...then the crust falls off and now the 2 sides don't maaaaaaaaaatch....I caaann't dooo thisssss...