Who's next?

We seem to be on a roll, so let’s have some fun with it.  Which 50 year old celebrity will die next? 

 My top three picks are: Danny Bonaduce, Tom Arnold and a third place tie between Emeril Lagasse and Fabio.  (I'm rooting for Fabio!)

 Who do you think is next to go?

the sheer amount of love that i have for you split just grew 10fold.

you're a hilarious bastard, you are..

sexist bastard. No chicks?

cher? courtney love (she looks 50, and we can always hope).... the mom from the partridge family?

I effin LOVE IT!

This ought to get you some new fans in the in the Splitrail fan club!  I want a t-shirt. 

My answer is going to need some thought though...

How old is carrot top?

The real question is, what will they die OF?

This will be like Clue, only with more awesome.

wait. there are tshirts?

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

sexist bastard. No chicks?

cher? courtney love (she looks 50, and we can always hope).... the mom from the partridge family?

 Gotta be 50, otherwise they're disqualified.  For you, however, I'll give fair consideration to Marie Osmond, Jessican Hahn and Simon Cowell.  (He's a girl, right?)

what bout the hauf ,whos that rightest gun nut charles heston, nd bein military id be remissed if i didnt say chuck norris

i can't do rules until after coffee. guess i'm out cause we still have no  mini moos.

I blame buggy.

Original Post by ucantseeme:

How old is carrot top?

 Can you die of steroid overdose?  I thought that your willy just shrivelled up and fell off?

Original Post by splitrail:

Original Post by ucantseeme:

How old is carrot top?

 Can you die of steroid overdose?  I thought that your willy just shrivelled up and fell off?

 Carrot Top's demise will be at the hands of a psychotic female fan who also started taking 'roids to emulate her hero/love of her life.  She will kidnap him and attempt to make sweet love to him, but in the process will break him in half.

so they were ALL 50?

Ed, carradine, farrah, billy, jackson?

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Original Post by splitrail:

Original Post by ucantseeme:

How old is carrot top?

 Can you die of steroid overdose?  I thought that your willy just shrivelled up and fell off?

 Carrot Top's demise will be at the hands of a psychotic female fan who also started taking 'roids to emulate her hero/love of her life.  She will kidnap him and attempt to make sweet love to him, but in the process will break him in half.

 ...in the library, with the candlestick.

flavor Flav, Kayto Kaelin, Madonna

They weren't all 50.  Split is being contrary.

I vote for Lindsey Lohan in a Princess Diana type paparrazi cluster*uck.

HMMPH then please refer to my initial post! :P *flip*

Just go back and watch a couple episodes of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.  Andy Dick, Seth Binzer, Danny Baldwin, Bridget Nielson, China,  Mary Carey, John Conway...the list goes on.

My bet is Steven Adler...Guns n Roses guitarist.

Richard Simmons.

Original Post by skakidjoe:

id be remissed if i didnt say chuck norris

*shields lulu's eyes*

Chuck Norris doesn't fear death, death fears Chuck Norris.