Wine or water? A little joke for a morning giggle

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...

and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

scientists have demonstratedthat if we drink

1 litre of water each day,

at the end of the year we would have absorbed

more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria

found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,

we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

because alcohol has to go through a purification process

of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service!

Awesome! And I agree. You've given me a good reason to enjoy wine tonight. :D

Good one, love it!

Haha, I had my glass of wine next to me as I read that. May I propose a toast?