The I wish game

Here's a game that has nothing to do with weight loss, but hey we all need a break some time.

If you had one wish what would it be.  The next person has to think of a way out of that wish (a yeh but) and then think of a wish themselves.

for example

I wish I was a millionaire

yes but you got the money when all your family died.

I wish I didn't have to work.

Yeh but you are so poor you're homeless

I wish every women I wanted would fall in love with me.

Yeh but you Then you would breack to many heart's by having to many women in love with you.

I wish I could give my kids and famely the best X-mast ever.

You give your family the best Christmas every, but your neighbor outdoes you and your kids are jealous.

I wish I lived in a cute little cottage surrounded by flowers and trees.

Yeah but then they'd expect an even better one next year.

I wish I never had to sleep.

Whoops, sorry Claire, synchropost!

but then your husband would have a mother in law.

I wish a mustang convertible

but then your hair would get messy.

i wish onions didn't make you cry

But then you wouldn't have an excuse for just bawling your head off as you make dinner.

I wish there was no such thing as the common cold.

but what would we do with all the kleenex?

i wish babies didn't spit up on your shoulder just before you have to leave for work

Yea but then you would not have a reason to shange into something nicer.

I wish I could be slim like my brother in law girld friend.

Yeh but you end up looking just like her and your brother is in love with you. Yuck!

I wish I was a shape shifter and could look like anything or anyone I wanted.

After years of shape shifting you'd forget who and what the real you was.

I wish I could go back to being a kid again.

yes but then you would have to go through the trauma of growing up again and wanting to be a kid ...again.

i wish i could do magic.

Yeah, but then people would find out and be demanding you solve the worlds problems plus their own...

I wish I were done university.

Yeah, but then your grammar would be imperfect. (hehe)

 I wish I could control cravings for POTATO CHIPS!!!

Yea but then all the other cravings would come even worse.

I wish I could of spent more time with my family.

Yeah, but then you'd be in prison for murdering them all.

I wish you were here.

yes but if i was there, then some one would just wish i was here and i'd never be there

i wish people could accept others as they are rather than try to change them

I wish you wouldn't be so serious.

oops I forgot...

yeah, but then what wold there be to talk about?

I wish you wouldn't be so serious.