Womens's dirty secret. (Not for germaphobes.)

According to this study women have more bacteria on their hands than men.  I think it is because women don't wash their hands well enough after going to the bathroom.  What do you think?

women get germs from men's cooties

Momma always said that women were dirty.

yes, lazy boy recliners and remote controls are remarkably free of germs

Original Post by nomoreexcuses:

yes, lazy boy recliners and remote controls are remarkably free of germs

 Yes but these are manly things and since men have less germs than women there must be more germs on lipstick cases and mascara applicators.

Maybe we work more? :D  (at work, cleaning the house, running after the kids)

Original Post by trhawley:

Momma always said that women were dirty.

 I'll bet you wish you could have a dirty woman. ;)

You men must have fewer germs down there, too, because those constant crotch adjustments don't seem to increase the number of bacteria on your hands... weird!

Its from having to filter through all you men's bullsh*t all day long. 

Original Post by moonikins:

Original Post by trhawley:

Momma always said that women were dirty.

 I'll bet you wish you could have a dirty woman. ;)

 Mamma always said, "Norman, you stay away from those dirty women with their painted faces, short skirts, and fishnet stockings.  They're poison."

women also have to take care of mucous-encrusted, pink-eye-spreading, play-in-the-dirt children who tend to be the host of untold variety of parasites and germs

(bless their hearts)

Original Post by trhawley:

 Mamma always said, "Norman, you stay away from those dirty women with their painted faces, short skirts, and fishnet stockings.  They're poison."

Yes. By all means, stay away from them ;) More for the rest of us ;)

Women who wear short skirts and fishnets know how to have a little fun ;) Or alot of fun ;)

... Norman. *snicker*

Original Post by nomoreexcuses:

women also have to take care of mucous-encrusted, pink-eye-spreading, play-in-the-dirt children who tend to be the host of untold variety of parasites and germs

(bless their hearts)

 All I'm sayin' is wash your hands after.

no.

we will not wash our hands until the division of household labor is equitable

until then, we will continue to prepare your meals with our germy hands

Original Post by nomoreexcuses:

no.

we will not wash our hands until the division of household labor is equitable

until then, we will continue to prepare your meals with our germy hands 

 This is true female revenge. :)

The study says that women have more types of bacteria, not more bacteria. We're just more hospitable and more types of bacteria like us. It stands to reason, we're more likable.

Original Post by moonikins:

This is true female revenge. :)

Yes, but if we get sick, guess who gets to take care of us? ;) Consider THAT, my friend ;)

Original Post by p0nda:

The study says that women have more types of bacteria, not more bacteria. We're just more hospitable and more types of bacteria like us. It stands to reason, we're more likable.

 

 More is more.   Depending on what is is.

Women cook and prepare food so even if they wash their hands first after touching the raw chicken or whatever that can cause germs. Washing dishes causes germs, cleaning off tables, cleaning the floor, the house or whatever causes germs. Doing laundry. The biggest one is children obviously young kids are a playground for germs. Haha.

Huh, women are gross and a man will eat anything, go figure.

Original Post by silentdeadlyrose:

Women cook and prepare food so even if they wash their hands first after touching the raw chicken or whatever that can cause germs. Washing dishes causes germs, cleaning off tables, cleaning the floor, the house or whatever causes germs. Doing laundry. The biggest one is children obviously young kids are a playground for germs. Haha.

 That's just like a woman, blaming the kids for all her problems.