9 words women use (joke)

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

 heh, just thought i'd share.

hey, i recently posted something almost exactly like this!  only it's a clip of a woman telling it.

what d'ya know, great minds think alike...

lmao.....that's great...i'm going to have to e-mail that to my mom

It kind of reminds me of this great clip from my favorite comic..it's about how women ALWAYS win fights because we are 'brain ninjas' lol

Hahaa, I hope you know I'm stealing that... I loved it. Brain Ninjas!

 Okay, so I found this so funny.

I decided " - shares it with hubby - "  We have a dual computer desk, with side by side computers. Pretty snazzy. I tap his arm read him the first couple. Then he starts getting getting uptight with me. ( He was doing homework before I bothered him ) Still yet though. He turns back to his own monitor and I continue the list... and he says " Are you still talking to me? " Me: Yes, I was reading them to you... - still laffing - Him: Can't you see I'm trying to do homework?  Me: Fine. Him: What did fine mean again?.... on the list?! - suddenly gets more interested -

lol you knew how to make him more interested that's for sure.

Ok wow I use all of those and they all mean exactly what's on that list...that's amazing. All guys need to see this!