World Longest couplet Poem!

So here's the scoop:...a couplet is a poem where two lines end in rhyming words...so lets all make one...all you do is read the lines before you and add your own single couplet...(wait until someone else adds one after you before you add another)...so i'll start!

Little Billy Critter sat his arse upon a flat,

Singing a little song, petting a little cat.

The cat decided it should not be petted anymore,

Decapitated Billy, and left him on the floor.

Kinda sad that he killed the boy,

Not for long because he found a toy.

It was round, bouncy, and very red

Much more fun than Billy's head

He bounced it up and down the street

'Til another little boy did he meet

The new little boy's name was Jay

He took the little red ball and ran away.

Before he called his friend named Bill,

He ran and played upon the hill.

And on that hill was a house made of wood

covered in rainbows, and flowers and everything good.

But in that house lay a small green vial

Which the boy gulped down with a big greedy smile.

alas, he was too hasty here

for soon his fate became very clear

His belly rumbled, his eyes buged out

his skin turned purple and he began to shout,

"IT HURTS, IT HURTS", he grew by the meter,

before he knew it, he was the Giant Purple People Eater!

"Oh dear," he cried, "this just will not do,"

and he henceforth walked around with his head in a shoe.

A classy looking shoe...twas a size seven pump,

that he stole from a lady who was, *ahem taking a dump.

although classy the shoe that he took from the wench,

he was completely unprepared for the unholy, smelly stench.

He ditched the shoe and held his head proud

Just thankful to be out of the odiferous cloud

Shunned by high society; it was not to his liking

He then determined to become a Minnesota Viking

So onto Minnesota his jouney was clear

he packed up some condoms and a six pack of beer.

And thus well-equipped for the journey ahead,

He hitch-hiked a ride with a salesman named Ted.

While Ted drove the Buick, Jay sipped on his suds,

Before you knew it, they became quite good buds.

They mooned passing drivers with cheeks oh so white,

and flipped off some truckers, trying to start a fight.