which is worse?

Accidentally farting in public

or

Having your runny nose drip on someone's hand?

I'd say runny nose... Only because sometimes it's hard to tell who the fart comes from, so people might not expect you to be the culprit.

i have one...

dropping your cell down the toilet...

or pouring coffee all over your keyboard?

Farting! It affects everyone in the room... a runny nose only bothers you and the person you dripped on!

I'd rather drop my cell down the toilet because it doesn't cost as much as my laptop.

I would say the dripping nose is worst cause it is gross and wont just go away.  Imagine if you were the one who was dripped on!  Thats gross.  Everyone has learned to put up with farts.

I would rather spill on my key board unless its a laptop.  Key boards are cheap and I would die with out a cell phone!  It has all my numbers in it, it is expensive to replace and for the week, day or however long I didnt have one I would miss out on a lot. 

Just my 2 cents

Having someone shave your head while you were sleeping

or

shave off your eyebrows?

Someone shaving my head, because I would miss my hair........ wait ......... my eyebrows is the only hair on my head........ Can I change my answer?

Splitting your pants when bending over at work, or doing a shart??

doing a shart is probably worse.  the smell won't go away!  i think it might be easier to cover up the split in your pants.

Being stuck in an elevator with a really smelly person

or

Being the really smelly person?

being the really smelly person, its questioning hygiene.

watching the worst movie ever on repeat for the rest of your life

or

hearing the worst song ever on repeat for the rest of your life

songs get stuck in your head FOREVER!!!!!! Noteworms :P

plus, movies are, at least, LONGER, so you'd have watched them less times over!

deaf

ORRRR

blind?

deaf. I'd rather see people than hear them. =)

Be really underweight and never be able to gain

or

Be morbidly obese and never be able to lose.

underweight for sure, fewer health problems (I expect), more mobility, etc. The "morbid" in your second option makes it not so appealing!

 

Would you rather be overemployed or underemployed?

Definitely overemployed.  I can eventually catch up, but I think I would have to end it all if my life involved screwing caps on ketchup or something menial.  Besides, overemployed usually has a better paycheck!

living your life for real or living your life online?

living your life online...you'll never know the real meaning of life if you can just click a button and be happy again :)

Eating healthy or drinking healthy?

drinking healthy is worse.

Starting all over again or Sticking with it regardless?

Sticking with it.

Being hungry or So Stuffed It Hurts To Move?