Worst day ever! After a cheer up!!

I have just had the worst day!! I am looking for some funny stories to cheer me up...

My day started with news of a pay reduction (stupid economy) and to 'make up for it' working more day shifts than afternoons - not great for me personally...

Loooong hard thankless day at work.. then the fiance has to cancel our planned ski trip (planning to elope on this trip) because of his work!! Loose part of the money that we'd already paid that I had been saving for a long time...

Had woken up with a cold and couldn't go for the run I'd been planning to just run all my annoyances away...

Then I got a  nasty letter warning me about $200 in parking fines that I never even knew about!!  Horrid day!!

Cheer me up please!!

Yikes!

I may have to finish my coffee before I can be cheeery. What a cruddy day for you!

Are you staying up to watch the MJ memorial? Its important.

ah I see you in the other morning chat CDC.. the memonrial starts at 3 am here and I will have to get up for work at 6 so I probably wont manage it..

I figured it would be in your wee hours. Its 1:00 this afternoon to us.

since i haven't seen you before I'll take a chance that you've not heard my favorite joke yet.

What's brown and sticky?

if i crack a small smile and say "a stick".. does it make me a party pooper??

Original Post by crackster:

if i crack a small smile and say "a stick".. does it make me a party pooper??

 yes. *pouts*

*blocks crackster*

*pouts*

*pouts*

hey it was a 'dad' joke! everyone loves a good dad joke!!

many thanks for the chuckle!

my favorite joke is a dad joke?

Now I need a moment.

yeah.. it is definately a dad joke... slightly cheeky but clean and wholesome enough! nothing wrong with it...

now i feel guilty- - dad jokes are good!! and you dont have to be a middle aged male to tell dad jokes!!

as long as it doesn't mean I have to ask people to pull my finger, I think I'll be okay.

Do something that cheers you up.  For me black coffee usually helps (Stimulants, yeah I know REAL smart).

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
It depends how hard your throwing them.

Whats better than putting a baby in a blender head first?
Feet first so you can see the look on its face.

What's red and dances all around?
A baby on a barbecue.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM&am p;NR=1

hilarious.

Quote of the day that made me laugh -

"He looks like drowned in the ugly pond"

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Fish.   -->surrealism makes no sense

Same question.

One to hold the giraffe and one to put shiny things in the bathtub.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday due to abdominal injuries. and internal bleeding.  Funeral services will be held at 3:50 for 15 minutes.