I have the worst neighbors in the entire world.

They are above me right now, blasting some horrid new agey crap at 8 in the morning.  I get up around 7:30 every day for school, but I still don't want to hear this horrible stuff every morning when I'm trying to flat iron my hair, which I'm impatient enough doing as it is.

I want to march right up there with an egg, knock on the door, and throw it at one of their faces.  They are loud.. they literally stomp on the floor when they walk and they seem to have been hammering a new thing together every night for the last 2 weeks.

Anyone have stories to make me feel better about my disgusting neighbors?

I have stupid neighbours too, mainly weird nosey ones that go through the bins. Personally I would complain about the noise if I were you.

We are the bad neighbors of the neighborhood.  We always have the tallest grass, the oldest cars, the oldest paint...  But their kids are older, and the men actually come home around five, rather than having to commute an hour each day...And our kids are inside by 7:00, rather than bouncing a basketball at 11:00 at night...

Yeah I'm thinking about it.  The worst part is that we had some friends over a couple weeks ago and two of our friends were playing songs (very softly) on their acoustic guitars (no amplifier!), like just soft romantic style songs they were playing, and the upstairs neighbors banged on their floor (our ceiling) for some reason, probably because our window was open and they heard it coming up stairs.. jerks.  And that was in the afternoon.

This is in the morning and at night.  And apparently one of them is learning to play the violin, and either they JUST started or have the worst teacher ever because it's like hearing a duck die.  I'm not kidding, it's THAT bad.  Worst violin sound I've ever heard and I was in band and I played in symphony orchestra and heard the worst of the worst when it comes to the instrument.

I just need to find out their apartment # so I can leave an anonymous note so that they can get "talked to" about their horrid new age music.  I'm going to just send them to f-ing Sedona and let them bum around in art galleries there.  San Diego doesn't need people like this. aldfjalkdfjklasdf

Original Post by puh8suwrux:

We are the bad neighbors of the neighborhood. We always have the tallest grass, the oldest cars, the oldest paint... But their kids are older, and the men actually come home around five, rather than having to commute an hour each day...And our kids are inside by 7:00, rather than bouncing a basketball at 11:00 at night...

Gah, I'd go out there with one of those sharp things people keep by their fire places, grab the basketball, and pop it.  But then again I'm mean.

My neighbours ( I live in a townhouse) have three screaming loud bratty ungrateful children. One of them cries all the time...the other actually screams his words and yells "shut up" to his mother, the third bounces balls against the wall.  Not to mention their TV is right against our connecting wall, and apparently they are all hard of hearing!  Luckily everything stops when the father comes home from work.  Sadly it starts at 4 am with sounds of him retching and coughing and banging things around in the bathroom. Luckily.. they are selling..... 

That's just one side.. the other side is not too bad.. i believe they are a cross between the kardashians and the gottis...  they do not fight often, but when they do... wow!  I do like these ones though.. despite the fact that when they leave the oldest boy home alone, all his friends.. ( you know the kind who can afford Fancy cars with loud thumping music, but cant afford pants that fit!) well they all come over.. and god forbid they open a window while "smoking"... so the smell actually seeps into my place.

Thats my neighbour rant.

At least you don't live below your landlord who beats the living hell out of his 20ish year old daughter so badly that the cops get called because some woman walking on the street could hear it (and the landlord lives on the 4th floor)...

Wow, that would be motivation enough to move.. 

My housing is set up through my school as part of my salary. I'm stuck here until the end of September. Two years in this building... can't wait to get out. 

I once had upstairs neighbors that tried to break into my apartment.

Got out of Dodge.

My neighbors are my inlaws.  My mother in law has a key....and uses it...   

Original Post by katesorad:

They are above me right now, blasting some horrid new agey crap at 8 in the morning.  I get up around 7:30 every day for school, but I still don't want to hear this horrible stuff every morning when I'm trying to flat iron my hair, which I'm impatient enough doing as it is.

I want to march right up there with an egg, knock on the door, and throw it at one of their faces.  They are loud.. they literally stomp on the floor when they walk and they seem to have been hammering a new thing together every night for the last 2 weeks.

Anyone have stories to make me feel better about my disgusting neighbors?

Two stories: one, I lived in a side by side in college, the neighbor crawled through the joint attick and came into our place while we were sleeping and stole a bunch of stuff. (SUCKY!)

Other one: I had a bunch of buddies who were the worst neighbors ever to some girls that complained about their constant debauchery. So one night, drunk, they decided to take a crap in a bag and put the bag on their door handle of the girls room. A gross tactic, but, it did have the desired effect. The girls didn't say a word the rest of the semester, because they requested a move.

Original Post by ladysavala:

My neighbors are my inlaws.  My mother in law has a key....and uses it...   

 What a terrible lapse of judgment it was to give it to her in the first place...and what a wonderful source of schadenfreude for the rest of us.

I live in a rural area where people tend to be pretty quiet and respectful.  Our neighbors are a blended family that came from a downtown city location.  They are very different.

The husband and wife seem to be fighting constantly.  He had two kids prior and she had three and now they have two together.  That's right...a total of SEVEN.  They both work full time at jobs about an hour away.  Those kids basically raise themselves and range in age from 1 year to 21 years.  The oldest two finally moved out this summer.  Now it's 1 year to 17 years.  Five of them.

They have opened our duck pen and let our ducks loose, drove a riding lawn mower through our fence, spilled latex paint on my car, broken my car window with a football, etc.  When we approach the parents the kids cry and tell them they didn't do it and we are pot-smoking liars.  HA HA  So...they've never paid for any damages.  They DO play basketball at all hours of the night, right outside our bedroom window.  We go to bed by 9 p.m. because my hubby gets up at 4AM for work.

Just for the record, we aren't pot smokers.  My husband has random drug tests at his work and I only do volunteer work.  I volunteered as an EMT for a year and now I help with dog rescue and have been doing so for about 7 years.

They also had the nerve to call us "neighbors from hell" because we only cut our grass once a week and sometimes have tall weeds and our cars aren't brand new.

So...what's the significance of them being "blended"?

All you boys is miscegenated! Gimme a microphone, gimme a microphone!  These boys is not white!  Hell, they ain't even old-timey!

Original Post by augustnkate:

They have opened our duck pen and let our ducks loose, drove a riding lawn mower through our fence, spilled latex paint on my car, broken my car window with a football, etc.  When we approach the parents the kids cry and tell them they didn't do it and we are pot-smoking liars.  HA HA  So...they've never paid for any damages.  They DO play basketball at all hours of the night, right outside our bedroom window.  We go to bed by 9 p.m. because my hubby gets up at 4AM for work.

 Have you witnessed any of this?  If so, don't even bother with the parents...call the police!  Heck, even if you didn't see it, you should still call the police.  Oh, and if you know any of the other neighbors, ask them to keep a lookout for you too.  That's how my brother in law finally caught his neighbor's unruly teenager spraypainting his car....the neighbors saw it.

Original Post by dnrothx:

So...what's the significance of them being "blended"?

All you boys is miscegenated! Gimme a microphone, gimme a microphone!  These boys is not white!  Hell, they ain't even old-timey!

Blended as in previously existing families blended together.  Wasn't that obvious?

blended isn't the same as mixed, dnrothx.

I have a neighbor who's psychotic.  She screams.  A lot.  For long periods of time.  And talks to herself.  And yells at people.  And then there are the gangbangers and ex-cons. 

Original Post by augustnkate:

Original Post by dnrothx:

So...what's the significance of them being "blended"?

All you boys is miscegenated! Gimme a microphone, gimme a microphone!  These boys is not white!  Hell, they ain't even old-timey!

Blended as in previously existing families blended together.  Wasn't that obvious?

 So, why is that significant?