The worst pickup line you've ever heard

I love bad pickup lines. :)

Come on and tell me what the worst pickup line you've ever used it, whether it was used on you or on someone you know.

Can you give me your phone number, I lost mine.

"Nice titties. Can I show you what I can do with them?"

My cousin and I were at the waterslides one summer.  There was this cute chick he wanted to hit on so we drummed up a plan.  We convinced her that he had cancer and only had about 5 years tops to live.  He was such a good bullsh*ter that this girl was completely convinced and was all over him.  Damn....come to think of it I am definately going to hell.

"That's a nice dress - it would look even better cumpled up on the floor next to my bed."  (used on a friend of mine)

And another that, while equally presumptious, was a little more subtle:

"What would you like for breakfast in bed tomorrow?" (used on me during my college days....)

I heard one the other day: A guy drops a menu on the floor asks the waitress he would like to order her, but she isn't on the menu...I kind of thought that was funny...

If you bend over one more  time im gonna have to smack that ass and honey with these big hands of mine it wont be the only thing your going to want me to smack.

In a bar, by a guy old enough to be my father..."I'm just not happy unless I blow all the cash I have, let me buy you a drink."  Outcome - one unhappy dude after buying me a drink and not getting my #.

In a bar in southern indiana...

Guy: You're the kind of pretty that would make a guy want to write a bad check!

Me: And what part of fiscal irresponsiblity do you think would turn me on

Guy: ...you're intimidating.  Must be the glasses (i take them off)..nope.  G'bye now.

once i walked into dunkin donuts and a creepy old guy (i was probably 19, he was 60 something) said

"uhh, where'd you get that umbrella? i'd like to get one like that"

i said "um, i think you can get them at the 7/11 up the street"

he said "yeah ok whatever i already have a girlfriend anyway"

riiiiight creepy old guy....

ok jules, was that even supposed to be a pick-up line, I'm confused. LOL

"You have really big calves."

He spoke little English and I believe he meant toned (I was a volleyball player).  Communication barrier didnt keeps us from being together 7 years.   

I dont know whats worse... the pick up lines that guys try to use or the places they try to pick me up...

The gas station - I'm pumping my gas, please get away from me and my car and leave me alone... (also, the approach usually contains, "hey baby"... ick)

The mall - am I 13?  need I say more?

Driving down the street  - are you serious?? Do you really expect me to give you my phone number, while yelling outside the window with the slight chance that I may get into an accident? no thanks

Fast Food Restaurants - if youre handing me my food through the drive thru, chances are I dont want to date you

sun - thats sweet!  LOL

See, I think it's more in the way a guy says it than what he says...I love cheesy pick-up lines!  Well, I do when the guy is just being goofy.

I mean, even perfectly normal lines sound creepy coming from the drunk man on the corner of the bar who's old enough to be my father or grandfather...

"whatsh your name?  I shaw you when you came in and knew I hadda come shay hi..." slurred with bleary eyes and a creepy leer, or even better, the oh-so-subtle staring down the shirt...attractive.

Me & a buddy attended a Halloween party once and he was all eyes for this girl but couldn't think of a line to ask her to dance. I got up walked over to her and while wearing my mask (a good one I got at a local costume shop) said "Hi! Do you want to dance? Its not often that you get an offer like this from the creature from the black lagoon!"

I got the dance.

LOL

 

Guy - Are those astronaut pants you're wearing?

Girl - No. Why?

Guy - Because your ass is out of this world!

There are some good ones! Not sure how I would react on that one, July10. It could be taken either way.

 

 

when down south, a "redneck" says,"Honey, yur finer than chicken teeth." I found out later that chickens really do have very tiny, fine teeth! lol

I want to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, but I don't know what to say.    Oh wow, how romantic huh? :?

Still laughing with stlgrl at the places guys do come ons.  That deserving of its own thread.