The worst pickup line you've ever heard

I love bad pickup lines. :)

Come on and tell me what the worst pickup line you've ever used it, whether it was used on you or on someone you know.

Him: Do you mind if I name your legs?

Me: erm, no?

Him: Well, I think I'll call the left one Christmas, the right one Thanksgiving. Do you mind if I come between the holidays?

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Him: Do you wanna f***? 

Me: erm, no?

Him: Do you mind lying down so I can have one?

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A couple I know (who are now married) started their relationship like this: 

Him: So, you wanna go home and f*** like pigs?

She did. 

pOnda- omg, that first one is soo funny. i just couldnt stop laughing...now i bet everyone thinks im a freak :)

killing me here!!!

ok here;s some gems used on me:

1. My face is leaving in 5mins.  Be on it.  (I told him I had diarrhea)
2. I'd love to get into your pants. (I told him no thanks, one a-hole in there is enough!)
3. What's your sign? (I told him DO NOT ENTER)

and here's the one I used on my hubby

Wow! You look just like my 2nd husband!

How many have you had? he asks

I tell him:  Just one.

I was a the Dallas airport, 19 yrs old in an army uniform. Some guy around 40yrs came up and asked if I was a girl scout - I said No, I'm in the army. Then he asked if I wanted to go have drinks.  No thanks. go away.

I was shopping in london last year with my mate and this homeless man asking me if i wanted to biy the big issue, i said no, so he asked if he could have my number.... 

I said no..

"Have you ever felt a fireman's heartbeat?"

(whatever that means...lol)

Im sure he meant his heartbeat was in his penis hehe

ponda that first one had me cracking up that one is pretty good I love it lol

I've actually used this....lol sooooo many years ago. 

"uh...nice shoes......"

"Thanks"

"....wanna f***?"

It makes NO sense to me to this day, but...we all used it pretty often and got a few dates too. :) 

Walked into a bar once and this guy ask me "Do you want to dance?"  I said "Sure" and he sat back down on his stool pointed to the dance floor and said, "go ahead".  It was so funny that I would have talked to him but he wasn't trying to pick me up, just have some fun with me. 

 

Edited to add:  I wonder to this day what he would have said if I would have said, "No".

HAHA, this random guy came up to me at a bar I was sitting at with my friend and asked me if I would 'give him a good whip in the face with my hair"...Ummmm no

My boyfriend for 2 years now introduced himself to me with this one:

Him: How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
Me: I dunno...
Him: Enought to break the ice, Hi, I'm Chris. (Sly Grin and Hand out included)

Hee.. It was quite sauve.

 

Edit: spellingsdd

I had a girl come up to me in a bar a she said, "I love your eyes, I wish I had them."  I said to her, " Well, you can't have them but your children can."

trhawley, that's a good one! lol

True story:  No S***, there I was at a party at a camping event for 10,000 of my closest friends.  A rather intoxicated young man approaches our group, and asks my breasts where they went to school as they looked familiar.  He asked them about four times.  Someone else in the group asked where he was camping so we could help him home or give him directions.  He then directly told my breasts that he would sleep wherever he fell, implying strongly he would like to fall asleep with them in their tent. 

Fortunately, there was a distraction and someone else from the group directed him away.  We left soon after.  I never saw him again.  And no, his eyes never rose above the boobie line, therefore I can only assume he was trying to pick up my breasts and not me. 

i wouldn't say i've had a bad pick up line used on me....but morally i would say it was bad....

at a bar in anchorage alaska...
girl:  i haven't seen you in here before.
me:  this is only my second time here
(other random small talk questions ensue.  i'm not interested at the moment since i'm there to get drunk, throw darts, and have a guys night out)
girl:  so, i figured i should let you know....i suck great c0cl<
me:  well hey...i'm kyle......

Hey yall! Whatever happened to just "Hey Im so and so! Nice to meet you!" ? Is it really necessary to have all the song and dance?

I had a drink sent to me once. I thought it was sorta cool...I had only seem that in tv or movies. BTW, Best time ever. Brave stranger! LOL

valle dont ruin the magic with logic ! lol 

i had a guy tell me he wanted his pillow to smell like me.... i liked it!

Trixie, I got one like that once too...

Guy: what kind of perfume are you wearing?

Me: I?m not.

Guy: You mean you smell like that naturally, damn girl, can I wake up with you?

I also had a homeless man give me a kinda cool hemp necklace and ask me if I'd get a motel room with him once...very odd.

sami thats funny ... homeless... was he at least cute ? 

oh and #32 was a great comeback!

My daughter goes to a private high school where they are required to wear a uniform and are fined for any dress code violations.  Her first day at school one of the boys trying to get her attention texts her this text: "That outfit you had on today has "FINE" written all over it!"   I laughed so much...my daughter was so embarrased but they looked great at the homecoming dance.  !!!! Go figure.