The worst pickup line you've ever heard

OK, I university I used to play cards alot.  On day in the campus bar I went up to a girl and said, in my best British accent, "Allow me to introduce myself, here is my card" and i gave her one of my playing cards.

It was the king of hearts.

My friend actually had a guy walk up to her and say "Wanna screw?"

I almost peed myself laughing and so did she.

i went to this retreat and there was a guy who sat next to me, around my age i bet, and when i was turning my body, my shoes made this squeaky sound with the floor. he looked at me and said in front of that, what, fifty teens there:

       &nb sp;              did you just fart?      &nbs p;       & nbsp;   cuz you blew me away!!!!
 

My old standby.  Dip your finger in your drink and then flick some of it on yourself and some of it on your next date.  Then say "So, you wanna get out of these wet clothes?"

One of my favorites:  "When I saw you from across the room, I was so stunned by your beauty that I hit the floor.  So I'm gonna need your phone number for insurance purposes."

I live in Southern California where all the bad fires are right now... Anyway, I heard this one on the radio today:

"Hey baby, let me put my fire retardant on your bush"

LMAO! I don't know who that would work on but I almost fell out of my car laughing :)