The worst pickup line you've ever heard

I love bad pickup lines. :)

Come on and tell me what the worst pickup line you've ever used it, whether it was used on you or on someone you know.

This was actually a friend (Im not proud - it was during college) who was sitting with friends.  He didnt say anything but held up his closed hand and used his pointer finger motioning me over to them.  I walked over and for his friends amusement, he says, "Knew I could make you come with one finger."  Nice.  Wish I'd replied with something like, "Only cuz its bigger then your penis". 
College - classy crowd, huh! 

I don't mind the young ones, and I love blondes. Did you know that you look like Marilyn Monroe? ( I work in a realtors office, and I am 15. This guy HAD to be 65, and had some MAJOR Hugh Hefner fantasies.) I had my hair bleached blonde, and my red lips are my signature. I had my hair dyed brown the next day.

And by the way-I liked the Marilyn Monroe comment. Just the perverted old guy alone with me in the office bothered me a little bit.

"Kiss me...you won't regret it" courtesy of Mike Damone in the film "Fast Times At Ridgemont High"

Bonus: Damone's 5-point plan to getting a girl:

1) Never let on how much you like a girl.

2) Always call the shots.

3) Wherever you are, pretend like it's the place to be.

4) When going out to dinner, find out what the girl wants to have beforehand and then order for the both of you.

5) Whenever possible, play side one of "Led Zeppelin IV"

worst pick up lines, got a few..

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good...Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be...Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? ...My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going. ...Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away. ...Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist....I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants...I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. ..Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long...I love every bone in your body - especially mine. ..You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. ..Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead? ...I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room...I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?...

ill c if i can think of any more...love em

Quite a few years ago, I was at the gym wearing a leotard and shorts (I told you it was a few years ago!)  The good looking gym stud walked across the room, came up to me and started talking, never once removing his eyes from my breasts.  He said, "You have the most beautiful brown eyes.  I just had to come over and tell you that."  I was staring at him the entire time, trying to get eye contact.  When he finished, I said, "Are you done yet?  My eyes are green!" and walked away!

Ok I have to admit, I have forgotten all the myriad of bad P/U lines (dang that sounded concieted, sorry, not meant that way - but you have to admit there alot of bad ones out there...),  the one I have remembered all these years, just because it was delivered so cute and funny and caught me completely off guard was "See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute." Really JR High I know, but hey, it worked! 

When I heard this one I was about 16 and the guy was 50-ish.

Him: Have you ever had your belly button kissed?

Me: Ummm.....

Him: From the inside?

Me: Haulin' ass in the other direction.

 

Perverted old men.

This is a favourite line of a very confident male friend of mine:

"What has 40 teeth and holds back an anaconda? This zip!"

You can guess where he points.

He claims it has a good success rate...

awww. #60, should've said "...and I'm a hole puncher!"

i hate it though when you reject them and they say "Don’t be so picky, I wasn’t." with a sly grin.

I've had a few bad ones, the worst had to be back when I was in highschool. I was walking through the mall trying to find my younger sisters and a guy who was leaning against a wall with his friends (as mall rats are wont to do) .

-"Hey babe, nice ass."

Me- "Takes one to know one."

Another that I thought was rather interesting was actually yelled from a car window at me and my roommate.

-Hello ladies, how art thou?

We were to shocked to respond.

I'm not even sure this is a P/U line, because I don't know what it means - so any thoughts would be a appreciated! 

This was at the gym where i have a semi-flirtatious friendship with this man there, but we are both married so we keep it pretty PG-13 rated.

Man: Do you know what a fat cat is?
Me: Um, no
Man: Well I think you have one, and I want you to show it to me someday
Me: *shrugs and walks away*

Of course I'm thinking it has something to do with that synonym for cat and a woman's body part, but that doesn't make sense because I obviously have one of those, why would he 'think' I have one?  And at first I thought it was an insult, too, with the whole 'fat' thing in there, but he is not that type of guy.

Then I felt very unhip and uncool for not knowing the slang.

a P/U line is a pick up line.

i've said a few classy lines in my day, but the one i said friday night is one that sticks out.  i had no intention of picking the girl up, but she had a shirt on that didn't leave much to the imagination on her boobs.  so me being slightly drunk just walked up and said what every guy was thinking; "i know where your eyes are, but believe me, i'm not looking at them."  this is why i should not be allowed to talk while drinking.

Used on me when I was 13:

"Are you tired? because you've been running through my dreams all night."

Gee... original. (it didn't work out between us)

I don't even think this one was a pickup line, just something really weird said to me last Friday... 

Him: Hey, how's that nose?

me: Huh?

Him: Don't even worry about it.

O-kay?

 

I had someone ask me if I was on America's Top Model and then proceed to tell me that I should be....

uh, give me a break I'm 5'3" and attractive, but not that pretty

"You know the DaVinci code?"

"Yeah."

"I'm solving it."

WTF? 

I once walked into a bar and I was scanning faces looking for my friends that I was meeting when a sitting at a table near the door said to me, "I know I'm not much to look at but you won't be able to see much of my face when it's between your thighs."

I was wandering a store, waiting for Alex to finish in the liqour store when a dude came running out of an aisle, stopped me, and started lookin all around me.  I thought maybe he was an undercover employee, thinking I was shoplifting or something, and I asked him what the hell he was doing.

"Looking for a price tag 'cause I so want you." 

I grabbed a box of Stove Top, beat the guy, yelled for Alex, and told him some pervert was trying to purchase me.

"You look haggared."

Definitely another for the wtf department. I mean, I gave him points for vocabulary, but still. xD

You mean haggard, like old and worn out?  That's pretty mean.